#fartflation
/BRRRRRRT\
Look there's one rule about horses!
/Frrrt FRRRRRT\
Don't stand behind them! Now-
/pphrrrrrrrrrt\
My room isn't getting fogged up & reeking because you-
/BRRAP\
-startled me & couldn't keep your muzzle out of there. So!
/PPHRRRRRRRRMPHHRRRRRRrrrpht\
Get huffing you fartblimp.
