"Laserfaced Bitch" — Imagine facing off with this chick

"Laserfaced Bitch" — Imagine facing off with this chick
"Popular Meth Antics" — Easy there, Walter
"Gratuitous Detonation In Space Magazine" — Well, that's one way to terraform a planet
"Don't You Know I'm Loco" — Who you trying to get crazy with, ése?
"Magic Mushrooms and where to find them" — Guaranteed to blow your mind. And everything within a twenty mile radius.
"Vague - The Magazine" — I'm reading this tonight, probably.
"Welcome to Ridiculous" — The future is weird
"Fruits That Look Like Asses - The Plum" — Ah, the plum. Firm, yet sweet.
"I’m Highly Trained In The Ancient Martial Art Of Fuck!" — Wax on, fuck off
"Yo Blondie I'm Not A Horse" — The audacity of this blonde chick...
"You Total Asshole" — This raises valid points about point to point navigation in flying cars - will it work?
"Family Night Fun" — Grandma always did love a good roaring fire
"Did You Fart?" — Nasty Linda at the doctor's again
"How It Burns - Jesus Christ my Fucking Eyes" — You poor child
"Luscious Sausages of Various Shapes and Sizes" — Anyone into succulent sausages is bound to relish this book
"Electrified Furry Mutton Bastards Bit My Arm Off" — Please raise your arm if you're a replicant
"Bloody Hell" — That aging cream certainly did what it said on the tin
"What The Hell Man" — Why you don't have to shoot everything that comes through the door.
"Conversing With Rocks" — Lots of people take rocks for granite
"Completely Forgotten the title of tits book" — The bald guy with the knife has clearly lost his train of thought too