The #Turd-Reich of these #DividedStatesofBarbarica just found out that

dumb has a b in it
there is such a word as affordability
OH senator Jon Husted's ass is something to look at

The problem is not that he is an idiot but that this country is full of people that did not see anything wrong w/ him

Feels like the only name this criminal turd did not attempt to change is the name of our country. In the eve of televised executions, let me fix that: #DividedStatesofBarbarica

#BREAKING

His majesty, #Turd-Reich II, the highest IQ in the land of #DividedStatesofBarbarica, has spoken, in Ohio, his most intelligent words yet:
"We're gonna win big and we're gonna shove it up their asses"

#workuntilyoudie
#dieworking
Just rents go up by by that much. Why not $9?
#socialsecurity
Social Security provides as much security as Citizens United provides unity.
#deceivingwords
#fuckeddeeds
#DividedStatesofBarbarica

#opinion
Turns out we are better at killing people by bombing and shooting than by injection. We definetelly need AI dog robots...
#DividedStatesofBarbarica

#BREAKING
We're making progress, folks!
Not sure about torturing some though, bc that's what Christa Pike's "failed" execution looks like
But just look at lynching
After George Floyd's, pooof! bam! Federal hate crime offense! In 2022!

And now, in 2026, only 32 states to go
#DividedStatesofBarbarica

Buy your own stock to raise its value
Buy elections cause the United (my ass) Citizens you created lets you
Start wars all over the place
Get us in debt
Empoverish us to control us
And, while you're at it, send your goon ICE on our streets to terrorize & kill any dissent
#DividedStatesofBarbarica

#BREAKING
#satire
The inhabitants of Oompa, now America, renamed by someone along the way (to Loompa), voted unanimously to change their prodigy #Turd-Reich 's name to Dump. And... sprinkle a few of his brown statues here'n' there...
#DividedStatesOfBarbarica
#votethemout
#lockthemup
#war-criminals

As if Wall Street wasn't enough, now we have a White House to which everything is

a gamble (the economy, our health, crimes of unheard proportions and illegality)

&

a deal that is just around the corner and never materializes

#crassincompetence
#votethemout
#lockthemup

#DividedStatesofBarbarica

#Turd-Reich of #DividedStatesofBarbarica is the best neo-Nazi puppet to deliver:
trade #wars
invasions
abductions
killings
#genocide
state #terrorism
election & stock market manipulation
in-your-face corruption
retribution
witch-hunt
red-scare
immigrant abuse
incarceration
deportation
Epstein cover