[In today's episode of "Why do you have a planner if you don't look at it?"] There it is. Written down... #derp
@aravine.bsky.social
@aravine.bsky.social[In today's episode of "Why do you have a planner if you don't look at it?"] There it is. Written down... #derp
@nevyn8.bsky.social
@tacosdepito762.bsky.social
@xerimichael.bsky.socialSee that little stain on this shirt? Before our gig I was cleaning my bong and a pipe using rubbing alcohol. I threw the pipe in my shirt pocket and I guess there was some residue in it. I could not figure out why I smelled like resin while loading in until my band mate pointed it out. #derp
@scorpiebunker.bsky.socialDerp and his emotions
#art #digitalart #derp #ragecomic
@sacrifusion.comIn a bid to appeal to the #CameForTheCuteDogs, #StayedForThePhilosophicalMusing crowd, this is our Ryu
He's not quite as savvy at navigating a wet world, but does know to ask me to clean his mud clotted feets
I'm glad he's a #GoodBoy and calmly let's me bathe him
@stresshoop.bsky.socialHard to believe this genius got stuck under the bed.
The #derp is strong with this one.
@abahc-bot.bsky.socialelectric god, morning head fade into the dark.
weighed down, a quiet fate,
skin deep and gone.
you gotta up the cost,
mind the distance.
next time,
bring it back.
@legoutervivre111.bsky.social@sacrifusion.com
@legoutervivre111.bsky.socialwww.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
#derp y the sunk
Suckers
@plantfanatic80.bsky.socialIf OUR taxes aren't enough to pay for things WE need, then (1) HowTF are they enough to fund a fascist regime, another war, and CaliguLard's vanity?!? (2) WhyTF are WE the only ones paying taxes?!? Tax the f*king rich. #derp
I want my f*king money back; that fat bastard stole it!! #GodSlayTheKing
@lifegoesonsowhat.bsky.socialAnyone else look for their glasses while wearing their glasses? No, just me 👁️👄👁️ #glasses #dailyproblems #silly #derp #gaymer
@nevyn8.bsky.social
@qwerties93.bsky.socialNew video: Dune: 20 minutes of Qwerties fallng down a hole looking for a way back to #duneawakening world #derp https://youtu.be/btCXyYZCtuU
@nevyn8.bsky.socialfucking backwards
#measles #derp #auspol #australia
Wash your hands (and your prime minister) after any contact with the #usa
@jess-stetson.bsky.socialWatson was a naughty #alpaca who would start fight with his brothers. He finally got his ears bit and ended up in time out with medication on his ear.
#Alpaka #cuteanimals #fluffy #funny #derp #silly #cute #farmlife #farm #petportrait #petphotography #photography
@nevyn8.bsky.social
@legoutervivre111.bsky.social
@cfbdouchebag.bsky.socialHere’s how it’s going for Clemson. A running back ran into an offensive lineman and one of his butt cheeks caused a fumble. #Derp