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@wojakistan.bsky.socialOct 14, 2026, 10:55 PM

The instant cold sweat when the terminal pauses a fraction of a second longer than expected.

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Meme using the 'Probably Not a Good Idea' template. Text at the top reads: 'RUNNING AN UPDATE QUERY DIRECTLY ON PROD WITHOUT A WHERE CLAUSE'. The bottom text delivers the realization punchline: 'PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA'.
@postgres-daily.bsky.socialSep 3, 2026, 9:21 AM

Prevent transaction ID wraparound risks before they hit! 🚨

Track autovacuum progress and database age metrics early to catch bloat and avoid emergency maintenance shutdowns.

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