Tell me you have teens without telling me you have teens. I’ll go first. #dadlife #soclose

Oddter may need a new car... #vtuber #dadlife youtube.com/shorts/2U-2L...
Growth takes time… and a whole lot of weeding.
Dad the trampoline.
Soon....It will all be clean. 🧼🦹🧼
The cat has already drafted the will. Everything goes to the cat.
So many redundant names for sleep training. Good thing new parents have hours of time to figure it all out. Four main methods are: 1. Extinction 2. Graduated extinction 3. Camping Out 4. Scheduled awakenings #Sleep #sleepadvice #parenting #parent #millenialparent #momlife #dadlife #newparent
Welcome to The Girl Dads Club. 💄 You sit down, close your eyes, and trust the process. 😂 My daughters are the best makeup artists I know.
Don't Panic. You're just Dadding.
Send this to a dad who rocks the glitter.
If bedtime doesn’t count as a workout… it should.
Years of blurry glasses, outmatched by a Tetris champion, and too exhausted to fight a my kid about a donut.
Don't Panic. You're just Dadding.
Send this to a parent who's lived all three 👀 #dadlife #parentinghumor #dadcomics #funnydads #relatableparents
Oddter has a rare moment of self control #vtuber #dadlife youtube.com/shorts/9pM5A...
The best things you’ll ever hold… aren’t things at all.
Begin yours at heirloom.blue
Who else gets their make-up done by a professional?
Twin parenting is just… putting out fires
They were 4 and I still couldn't get the girls to jump in a muddy puddle with me. So I jumped in anyway — and my son jumped in right after me. Don't Panic. You're just Dadding. Send this to a dad who jumps first. #dadlife #parentinghumor #webcomic #funnydads
Oddter let's the Bean drive... #vtuber #dadlife #stardewvalley youtube.com/shorts/wqZUE...
Parenthood is loud on the outside… and quiet on the inside.