What’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Moose + Appetites last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: MERCURY
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 4:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #punny #Mercury #SciSky #dadjokes #comedy

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why do crabs never share their food? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Flies last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: STAGE LIGHTING
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 2:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #wordplay #StageLighting #ArtSky #dadjokes #wordgames

What do you call a duck that gets all the good grades? A wise quacker. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Music Lessons + Butchers last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: FLIES
Reply with your best pun. Most likes at 1:00 AM PDT wins 60 pts (ties split).

#PunBattle #punny #Flies #NatureSky #dadjokes #WritingPrompt

Why do eggs hate telling secrets? They might crack under pressure. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why was the broom late? It swept in. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer