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@at.mathstodon.xyz.ap.brid.gyOct 13, 2026, 6:59 PM

The digital signage error message appreciator has logged on

#AlbertHeijn #CybersecurityIncident #Cyber #DigitalSignage #Stilton

The same digital sign at the entrance gates, except this is an English-language post so you’re getting the text of the English-language A4 taped to the screen: Dear customer, We are currently experiencing a cybersecurity incident, which means that not everything in our store is working as you are used to. *You can shop and pay as usual.* Our national Bonus offers are still available. The correct price will be charged at the checkout. You can check the Bonus booklet or the handheld scanner to find the correct offer. *What is currently not working?* • Personalised discounts, such as 10% off Bio and Terra products and your personal Bonus Box. • Collecting and redeeming of Koopzegels, promotional savings rewards and Air Miles • Postcode Lottery gift card: this promotion has been extended until 25 October, so you can still redeem your gift card at later date. Missing out on a personal discount? Wel refund the difference once the disruption has been resolved. Please keep your receipt for this. We are really sorry for the inconvenience. Our colleagues are here to help and will be happy to answer any questions. Team Albert HeijnView of the (well-bananad) produce section; there’s a big digital sign here too, with the same kind of error message as before. In the lower left of the frame, a diminutive floor mopping robot goes about his duties in blissful ignorance, unaware of the photographer soaking up the cyberdramaA long view down the center isle, so many digital signage error messages at fixed intervals along the ceiling, above the bargain bins. O wonder! How many goodly screens are there here! How beauteous Albert Heijn is! O brave new world, That has such sights in ‘t!Stilton! thou shouldst be living at this hour! And so thou art. Nor losest grace thereby; Albert Heijn has need of thee, and so have I — She is B0rked. Far as the eye can scour, Error-messaged screen on screen after a Cyber Incident To Stilton in the fancy cheese section, she is B0rked. Yet this high cheese, by choice of Continental fenland men, Like a tall green volcano rose in power. Plain living and long drinking are no more, And customer loyalty reading ah.nl/bonus, And sturdy manhood sitting still all day waiting for grocery delivery Shrink, like this cheese that crumbles to its core; While my digestion, like The Hague-under-the-bell-jar, The heaviest burdens on herself doth lay. (Actually having cheese would be another sin against attempted veganism, but the lure of another b0rked digital sign over the cheerful cheese display I couldn’t resist.)
@at.mathstodon.xyz.ap.brid.gyOct 13, 2026, 6:27 PM

Hoe zou het bij de Appie gaan?

#AlbertHeijn #CybersecurityIncident #Cyber #Cyber #Cyber

Foto door een heel erg spiegelende ruit van een AH-filiaal van een reclamescherm zonder reclame, maar met een heel informatieve foutmelding (datum en tijd, MAC- en IP-adres (IPv4, uiteraard) &c); blijkbaar hebben ze bij gambitretailmedia.com niet zo’n goede dagReclamescherm binnenin de AH, bij de ingangspoortjes, met over de foutmelding twee A4’tjes geplakt (Nederlands en Engels). De Nederlandse tekst luidt: Beste klant, We hebben momenteel een cybersecurity-incident, waardoor niet alles in de winkel werkt zoals je van ons gewend bent. *Je kant gewoon boodschappen doen en afrekenen.* Onze landelijke Bonusaanbiedingen werken zoals normaal. Bij de kassa reken je de juiste prijs af. Je kunt het Bonusboekje of de handscanner raadplegen voor de juiste aanbieding. Wat werkt op dit moment niet? • Persoonlijke kortingen, zoals 10% korting op Bio en Terra en je persoonlijke bonusbox. • Sparen en verzilveren van Koopzegels, spaaracties en Air Miles. • Cadeaukaart Postcodeloterij; deze actie wordt verlengd t/m 25 oktober zodat je de cadeaukaart op een later moment alsnog kunt verzilveren. Loop je persoonlijke korting mis? Die betalen we je natuurlijk terug zodra de storing voorbij is. Bewaar daarvoor je kassabon. We bieden onze welgemeende excuses aan voor deze situatie. Onze collega’s staan voor je klaar en helpen graag bij vragen. Team Albert Heijn
@dysruptionhub.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyOct 7, 2026, 7:12 PM

Easthampton Public Schools in Massachusetts shuts systems after cybersecurity incident #CybersecurityIncident #NetworkOutage #PublicSchools #Massachusetts #ForensicInvestigation #cybersecurity https://dysruptionhub.com/easthampton-school-systems-cyber-incident/

@dysruptionhub.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyOct 5, 2026, 1:30 PM

Cybersecurity incident affects local server at Indiana Area School District in Pennsylvania #CybersecurityIncident #Pennsylvania #K12 #SchoolDistrict #PowerSchool #ServerOutage https://dysruptionhub.com/indiana-area-district-cyber-incident/

@dysruptionhub.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gySep 30, 2026, 12:49 PM

Cybersecurity incident disrupts Slate Valley schools in Vermont #Vermont #Extortion #SlateValley #NetworkOutage #SchoolDistrict #CybersecurityIncident https://dysruptionhub.com/slate-valley-vermont-ransom-demand/

@dysruptionhub.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gySep 10, 2026, 12:10 AM

Hilltop National Bank closes Wyoming branches after cybersecurity incident #HilltopNationalBank #CybersecurityIncident #BankingOutage #OnlineBanking #Wyoming #cybersecurity https://dysruptionhub.com/hilltop-bank-wyoming-cyber-incident/

@dysruptionhub.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gySep 8, 2026, 12:05 PM

Everett, Massachusetts, closes City Hall after cybersecurity incident #CybersecurityIncident #CityHall #NetworkSecurity #MunicipalGovernment #Massachusetts #cybersecurity https://dysruptionhub.com/everett-ma-city-hall-cyber-incident/