I came for the ports. I stayed for the soft-serve machine. Cruise priorities have a way of sorting themselves out. 🍦

I came for the ports. I stayed for the soft-serve machine. Cruise priorities have a way of sorting themselves out. 🍦
My cabin steward made a seal. I made the bed once. Which towel animal would make you smile most when you opened your cabin door? 🦭🛳️
Itinerary: ambitious.
Ocean: persuasive.
Me by noon: a cautionary tale with a fruity drink.
I came aboard with plans and lost them by lunch.
Cruise math is not up for debate: one sea day plus an unlimited dessert table always equals a waistband that's decided to keep an open mind. #CruiseTreasures #CruiseHumor