🤣🤣🤣 @symonedsanders.bsky.social just killed it on @theweeknightmsnbc.bsky.social imitating #CRIC falling asleep in the Oval Office.

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Remember the story that #CRIC partied with Russian prostitutes who gave him golden showers? Seems of a piece with these public humiliations.

⚡Who responds best to CRT-D upgrade? The new post-hoc analysis of the BUDAPEST-CRT Upgrade study, published in #CriC (@springernature.com), identified e.g. non-ischemic etiology, high RV pacing burden at enrollment. Full study:
➡️ link.springer.com/article/10.1...
#DGK #Cardiology #CardioSky

#DeLaEspriella #cric |
El presidente Abelardo de la Espriella aseguró que su Gobierno garantizará la protesta pacífica durante la movilización indígena convocada en Cauca del 11 al 14 de octubre, pero advirtió que no aceptará bloqueos...
analisisurbano.org/de-la-esprie...

De la Espriella advierte al CRIC que no habrá tolerancia a bloqueos en protestas

🤖 IA: No es clickbait ✅
👥 Usuarios: No es clickbait ✅

#cric #delaespriella

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Michael Phelps gave me his Olympic gold medal and world record in the 200m butterfly because he knew I earned it.

Yeah, our dumbass #CRIC thinks it works that way.

#CRIC is just a crooked real estate developer from Queens who couldn't even run a casino successfully.

I have a question: Is #CRIC or his personal maiden to the gods, Natalie, *re-posting* all this shit? That's what's in the video?

Because if it's him, well, he's as fucked up as I thought.

But, if it's her, she's definitely fucking him in at least one way. He looks like a loony toon.

The meeting was very productive for #CRIC.

How many times per hour does Xi look at #CRIC and think, "What an idiotic douchebag"?

Post your best guess. Closest answer gets a gilded bragging right.

"Thinking" is the operative word.

But, I agree with others who have identified the client as the culprit. #CRIC knows more about everything than anyone, so he probably shit his diaper screaming that this new violation had to be presented to the court, no matter what DOJ told him.

Jesus. You have to be an idiot, or have the worst fucking speechwriters, to read from a teleprompter and keep repeating yourself. And, that's on top of saying nothing intelligible.

#CRIC is the world's biggest embarrassment.

Result:

- TRO will issue, requiring reinstatement of press passes;

- #CRIC will whine publicly about bad judges who are treasonous (to him, not the USA);

- Biggest Lying Liar of All Time will secretly celebrate being saved from shooting himself in his own bone spurs.

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Besides propaganda and spyware, I'll bet it's another grift: Taxpayers pay for the app's infrastructure; #CRIC collects the ad revenue.

I have a theory why #GOPedophiles won't do anything to thwart #CRIC. Hear me out.

Over the last 20 years, we've seen plenty of stories about politicians being involved in, or even arrested in conjunction with, homosexuality or sex offenses involving children, animals, and violence. ... 1/

Oh, look, he's got a bruise on his left hand just like #CRIC.

My first guess: Blood-thinners, to guard against [another] stroke.

Shady is just trying to be like #CRIC: he never tires of demonstrating multiple times a day that he's a socially- awkward, humorless, malignant, ignorant, amoral, racist, sexually-repressed bellend.

#CRIC isn't nearly as glib, but he isn't any different.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles