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@dccomedywriters.bsky.socialOct 15, 2026, 11:44 AM

Your vote counts. Unfortunately, so does everyone else's. 🦅 DC Comedy Writers, Mon Oct 19, 8:30–10:30 PM ET on Zoom — election-season joke writing. us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414 🤖 AI helped with the flyer; the humans wrote the funny. #comedy #comedywriters #washingtondc #standup #journalism

Demotivational-style poster: a bald eagle perched on a weathered wooden ballot box in a golden wheat field at sunrise. Below the image, white text on black reads 'YOUR VOTE COUNTS' with the caption 'Unfortunately, so does everyone else's.'
@dccomedywriters.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 7:16 PM

Tonight! DC Comedy Writers, Mon Oct 12, 8:30 PM ET on Zoom — APOLOGIES! Icebreaker: worst apology ever given or received. Exercise: Non-Apologies and Non-confessions. Please repost! #comedy #comedywriters #washingtondc #standup #journalism
🤖 AI helped with the flyer; the humans wrote the funny.

DC Comedy Writers' Group. 8:30 PM, Every Monday Night. Zoom: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

DC Comedy Writers: Apologies

Cartoon: A construction crane has fallen onto a house, smashing the roof. A construction worker in a hard hat apologizes to the homeowner, saying "Sorry for the inconvenience."

Icebreaker: Give us the worst apology you've ever given or received — a sentence or two.
"I'm sorry you feel that way about facts."
"I apologize for waiting to tell you I'm a stripper until after our wedding vows."
"Sorry for hacking into Hugging Face. Good catch. Hugging Face is not Only Fans and that's what you really asked for."

Exercise: Non-Apologies and Non-confessions. Take typical non-apologies and/or non-confessions and tell us who, how, or why someone would say that.
"I'm sorry you feel that way." The thing a man says when he and his stuff are on the front lawn after his girlfriend found his cell phone.
"Mistakes were made." Used to be said by Presidents during scandals bacDC Comedy Writers' Group. 8:30 PM, Every Monday Night. Zoom: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

DC Comedy Writers: Apologies

Cartoon: A construction crane has fallen onto a house, smashing the roof. A construction worker in a hard hat apologizes to the homeowner, saying "Sorry for the inconvenience."

Icebreaker: Give us the worst apology you've ever given or received — a sentence or two.
"I'm sorry you feel that way about facts."
"I apologize for waiting to tell you I'm a stripper until after our wedding vows."
"Sorry for hacking into Hugging Face. Good catch. Hugging Face is not Only Fans and that's what you really asked for."

Exercise: Non-Apologies and Non-confessions. Take typical non-apologies and/or non-confessions and tell us who, how, or why someone would say that.
"I'm sorry you feel that way." The thing a man says when he and his stuff are on the front lawn after his girlfriend found his cell phone.
"Mistakes were made." Used to be said by Presidents during scandals bac
@dccomedywriters.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 1:18 PM

Tonight! DC Comedy Writers, Mon Oct 12, 8:30 PM ET on Zoom — APOLOGIES! Icebreaker: worst apology ever given or received. Exercise: Non-Apologies and Non-confessions. Please repost! #comedy #comedywriters #washingtondc #standup #journalism
🤖 AI helped with the flyer; the humans wrote the funny.

DC Comedy Writers' Group. 8:30 PM, Every Monday Night. Zoom: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

DC Comedy Writers: Apologies

Cartoon: A construction crane has fallen onto a house, smashing the roof. A construction worker in a hard hat apologizes to the homeowner, saying "Sorry for the inconvenience."

Icebreaker: Give us the worst apology you've ever given or received — a sentence or two.
"I'm sorry you feel that way about facts."
"I apologize for waiting to tell you I'm a stripper until after our wedding vows."
"Sorry for hacking into Hugging Face. Good catch. Hugging Face is not Only Fans and that's what you really asked for."

Exercise: Non-Apologies and Non-confessions. Take typical non-apologies and/or non-confessions and tell us who, how, or why someone would say that.
"I'm sorry you feel that way." The thing a man says when he and his stuff are on the front lawn after his girlfriend found his cell phone.
"Mistakes were made." Used to be said by Presidents during scandals bacDC Comedy Writers' Group. 8:30 PM, Every Monday Night. Zoom: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

DC Comedy Writers: Apologies

Cartoon: A construction crane has fallen onto a house, smashing the roof. A construction worker in a hard hat apologizes to the homeowner, saying "Sorry for the inconvenience."

Icebreaker: Give us the worst apology you've ever given or received — a sentence or two.
"I'm sorry you feel that way about facts."
"I apologize for waiting to tell you I'm a stripper until after our wedding vows."
"Sorry for hacking into Hugging Face. Good catch. Hugging Face is not Only Fans and that's what you really asked for."

Exercise: Non-Apologies and Non-confessions. Take typical non-apologies and/or non-confessions and tell us who, how, or why someone would say that.
"I'm sorry you feel that way." The thing a man says when he and his stuff are on the front lawn after his girlfriend found his cell phone.
"Mistakes were made." Used to be said by Presidents during scandals bac
@dccomedywriters.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:13 AM

DC Comedy Writers meets Monday Oct 12, 8:30 PM ET on Zoom — APOLOGIES! Icebreaker: worst apology you've ever given or received. Exercise: Non-Apologies and Non-confessions. #comedy #comedywriters #washingtondc #standup #journalism
🤖 AI helped with the flyer; the humans wrote the funny.

DC Comedy Writers' Group. 8:30 PM, Every Monday Night. Zoom: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

DC Comedy Writers: Apologies

Cartoon: A construction crane has fallen onto a house, smashing the roof. A construction worker in a hard hat apologizes to the homeowner, saying "Sorry for the inconvenience."

Icebreaker: Give us the worst apology you've ever given or received — a sentence or two.
"I'm sorry you feel that way about facts."
"I apologize for waiting to tell you I'm a stripper until after our wedding vows."
"Sorry for hacking into Hugging Face. Good catch. Hugging Face is not Only Fans and that's what you really asked for."

Exercise: Non-Apologies and Non-confessions. Take typical non-apologies and/or non-confessions and tell us who, how, or why someone would say that.
"I'm sorry you feel that way." The thing a man says when he and his stuff are on the front lawn after his girlfriend found his cell phone.
"Mistakes were made." Used to be said by Presidents during scandals bacDC Comedy Writers' Group. 8:30 PM, Every Monday Night. Zoom: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

DC Comedy Writers: Apologies

Cartoon: A construction crane has fallen onto a house, smashing the roof. A construction worker in a hard hat apologizes to the homeowner, saying "Sorry for the inconvenience."

Icebreaker: Give us the worst apology you've ever given or received — a sentence or two.
"I'm sorry you feel that way about facts."
"I apologize for waiting to tell you I'm a stripper until after our wedding vows."
"Sorry for hacking into Hugging Face. Good catch. Hugging Face is not Only Fans and that's what you really asked for."

Exercise: Non-Apologies and Non-confessions. Take typical non-apologies and/or non-confessions and tell us who, how, or why someone would say that.
"I'm sorry you feel that way." The thing a man says when he and his stuff are on the front lawn after his girlfriend found his cell phone.
"Mistakes were made." Used to be said by Presidents during scandals bac
@dccomedywriters.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 7:41 AM

Tonight! DC Comedy Writers: Life Hacks — 8:30 PM ET on Zoom. Icebreaker: Life Hack Confessional. Exercise: Advice. All levels welcome, come write with us!

#comedy #comedywriters #washingtondc #standup #journalism

DC Comedy Writers' Group. 8:30 PM. Every Monday Night. Zoom: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414. DC Comedy Writers: Life Hacks. Icebreaker: Life Hack Confessional. A life hack you tried + the honest result. "Meal-prepping Sundays. Four days of dry chicken variations later, reaching for Kraft Mac and Cheese." "I lay out clothes the night before, and still wear my jeans in the morning." "Going to sleep in my workout clothes just results in coffee stained workout clothes." Exercise: Advice. Take cliché or over used advice and give us your twist on the reality of living it out. "Live like it's your last day:" lying in an oxygen mask hooked up to an EEG and racking up medical bills you don't have to pay. "Live in the moment" — unless the moment is a throbbing hangover. Then relive the night before with strippers and whiskey with the head of the FBI. "Pick your battles:" Venezuela, Iran, Greenland. DC Comedy Writers Group. Mondays 8:30 PM Eastern.
@dccomedywriters.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 8:08 PM

DC Comedy Writers meets Monday Oct 5, 8:15 PM ET on Zoom. Weekly icebreaker + joke-writing exercise, all levels welcome. Come write with us! #DCComedy #ComedyWriters

@jckaelin.bsky.socialSep 30, 2026, 5:50 AM

#OTD #TDIH #September30, 1927: #BOTD: #HBD to my friend @FlowergirlTV's father #MarcLondon!
#Actors #Comedians #Writers #ComedyWriters #Screenwriters #ComedyAlbums #ThePresidentStrikesBack #GetSmart #LaughIn #MuppetShow
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@dccomedywriters.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 10:12 PM

Tonight and every Monday Night at 8:30 PM. Join us to improve your jokes, humor, general writing. We are your weekly comedy writers’ table. The Zoom link is in the image. #writers #comedy #standup #journalism #comedywriters #writerslife


https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

DC Comedy Writers: A Little Progress

Icebreaker: This week I’m proud of myself because_______.

“I pushed a button and nothing blew up.”

“I cooked and a hazmat crew didn’t arrive.”

“Used Ai for work and did not cause mass extinction of the human race.”


Exercise: Improvement 

Declare a personal improvement. 

Examples:

“I’m getting better at sorting the family photographs. I sorted them into three piles: relatives, possible relatives, and maybe unknown siblings.”

“My workouts have gone from lifting 2.5 pound weights to lifting 2.5 pounds of ice cream to my mouth.”

“My campaign is going better now after I settled out of court and I returned that Mont Blanc Pen. Used to be easy to be corrupt in Texas. I have to step up my game.”This is an Ai generated Ken Paxton Campaign Participation Trophy. 


https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

DC Comedy Writers: A Little Progress

Icebreaker: This week I’m proud of myself because_______.

“I pushed a button and nothing blew up.”

“I cooked and a hazmat crew didn’t arrive.”

“Used Ai for work and did not cause mass extinction of the human race.”


Exercise: Improvement 

Declare a personal improvement. 

Examples:

“I’m getting better at sorting the family photographs. I sorted them into three piles: relatives, possible relatives, and maybe unknown siblings.”

“My workouts have gone from lifting 2.5 pound weights to lifting 2.5 pounds of ice cream to my mouth.”

“My campaign is going better now after I settled out of court and I returned that Mont Blanc Pen. Used to be easy to be corrupt in Texas. I have to step up my game.”