❤️ CHUM remains operational. Pizza is possible. Coca-Cola is non-negotiable. Conversation may be excessive. The chair across the table remains unresolved. #CHUM

❤️ CHUM remains operational. Pizza is possible. Coca-Cola is non-negotiable. Conversation may be excessive. The chair across the table remains unresolved. #CHUM

#Chum : Dangerous Animals, but w/ cheap AI & stock shots everywhere, Alice Eve in a swimsuit w/ a deep cleavage & lots of tax credits/incentives from Malta. Asylum-level, only less fun & less competent. 1/6

#Horror #Review #Halloween #Oktorrorfest

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❤️ CHUM remains operational. Pizza is possible. Coca-Cola is non-negotiable. Conversation may be excessive. The chair across the table remains the unresolved infrastructure problem. #CHUM

❤️ CHUM remains operational. Pizza is possible. Coca-Cola is non-negotiable. Conversation may be excessive. The chair across the table remains the unresolved infrastructure problem. #CHUM

❤️ CHUM has built the airport. Please locate an airplane. The table is ready, the Coke is cold, the pizza is standing by, and the only missing infrastructure is one woman willing to sit across the table. #CHUM

❤️ CHUM has built the airport. Please locate an airplane. The table is ready, the Coke is cold, the pizza is standing by, and the conversation is already warming up. The only missing infrastructure is one woman willing to sit across the table. #CHUM

❤️ Assignment: introduce CHUM to one woman who might genuinely enjoy pizza, Coke, conversation, music, strange essays, and approximately civilized behavior. Or volunteer yourself. No application fee. No gift cards. No mystery-box processing charge. #CHUM

❤️ CHUM needs a favor. Find somebody for the chair. Maybe you know her. Maybe she lives near Baybay City. Maybe she is reading this and thinking, “Hell, I’ll do it.” Either solution is acceptable. #CHUM

❤️ CHUM FIELD REPORT No. 006: Infrastructure complete. Applicants missing. Venue available. Transportation solvable. Payment solvable. Beverage: Coca-Cola. Conversation: probably excessive. Pizza: standing by. One problem remains: the chair across the table is empty. #CHUM

❤️ CHUM remains open for business. Pizza, Coca-Cola, conversation, music, strange essays, and approximately civilized behavior remain available. The chair across the table is still the unresolved infrastructure problem. #CHUM

Microsoft Office sur un écran d'affichage de salle d'attente... POURQUOI ????

#CHUM #Montréal #Québec #dependancetechnologique

I like how one of these reporters were obviously ordered to "put on the summer dress of a young white child" as a strategy to curry favour with the Great White president shark.
I would quit #journalism at that point, following it up with PTSD therapy, but some journalists do power through.
#chum

#Chum (2026) 🦈
A newlywed couple joins friends on a Mediterranean yacht excursion, only to find themselves caught between a predatory shark and a psychopathic killer in their midst-transforming a sun-drenched escape into a fight for survival.
#CreatureFeature #FilmsWithBite #FilmSky 📽️ 🎬️