Trump doing the YMCA for a crowd so small it looks like bingo night at a retirement home. Half the audience probably came for the free coffee. Somebody check if the shuttle bus is still running.
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@chrisahuja.bsky.socialTrump doing the YMCA for a crowd so small it looks like bingo night at a retirement home. Half the audience probably came for the free coffee. Somebody check if the shuttle bus is still running.
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialPoor Andy Harris. His constituents laughed at him, and the little MAGA snowflake couldn’t handle it. Somebody get this man a juice box, some Goldfish crackers, and a nap. Public service is exhausting when the public talks back.
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialKash Patel is in Russia. Somewhere in Moscow, a KGB veteran is staring at this shit wondering why they wasted 40 years recruiting spies when America eventually started sending its own FBI directors over.
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialJon Ossoff doesn’t even have to insult Mike Collins. He just reminds people what Collins believes about 2020 and lets the silence do the work. Sometimes the funniest joke in politics is simply reading someone’s actual position aloud.
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialKimberly Guilfoyle spent years trying to become a Trump. Now Donald is publicly reminding everyone she’s not family. Imagine getting dumped by Junior and then receiving a second breakup announcement from his dad. #Trump #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialKatie Zacharia accidentally called Trump “my husband.” Somewhere, Melania is opening a bottle of champagne and calling her attorney. After all these years, someone finally volunteered to take the job. And she didn’t even ask for a salary. #Trump #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialThe new White House Press Secretary apparently needs help reading a basic welcome message. Maybe the administration should add a literacy test to its hiring process. At this point, the bar isn’t low. It’s underground. #WhiteHouse #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialJD Vance thinks implying someone is gay is an insult. Fascinating coming from a man whose most famous romantic rumor involves a sectional sofa. Maybe sit this one out, JD. Preferably somewhere the furniture feels safe. #JamesTalarico #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialBREAKING: Trump is apparently baffled by the existence of a name like Abdul El-Sayed. Imagine living in America, a country built by immigrants, and still acting surprised when someone has a name that isn’t Bob or Steve. @couriernewsroom #Trump #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialTrump’s speaking in Syracuse and people are already leaving. That’s gotta hurt. You spend years telling everyone your crowds are the biggest in history, only to discover your own supporters have better things to do on a Friday night. @meidastouch #TrumpRally #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialWelcome to America, where we’re apparently discussing livestreaming executions. Trump says no decision has been made. Fantastic. We’ve gone from debating healthcare to debating whether the death penalty needs a streaming platform. @cspan #USA #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialTrump thanked Putin for diesel. How romantic. At this point, I’m surprised he didn’t blow him a kiss and ask whether the fuel comes with a complimentary calendar. Nothing says tough American leadership like a Kremlin rewards program. #Putin #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialCongratulations, America! We’ve apparently reached the point where executions might become livestream entertainment. JD Vance says he won’t tune in. How noble. What’s next, commercial breaks and a halftime show? Welcome to the future. @cspan #USA #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialThis is what fear sounds like in America. Children screaming, crying and begging as ICE takes a man away in New Jersey. One child is pushed to the ground. These are children, not political talking points. Their humanity matters. #AbolishICE #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialTo the people of New York: Los Angeles stands with you. We stand with Mayor @zohrankmamdani. From coast to coast, every family deserves safety, every child deserves peace, and every community deserves dignity. @nycmayor #AbolishICE #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialAH YES, THE PARTY OF LAW AND ORDER. Someone disagrees with them, so naturally, the next step is getting physical. Nothing demonstrates a deep commitment to American values quite like losing an argument before it even begins. #TrumpRally #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialTrump looks old, tired, and increasingly irrelevant. He’s bragging about a packed stadium while the camera shows empty seats. The crowds are disappearing, but the ego remains fully booked. @headquartersnewsroom #Trump #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialPete Hegseth wants to make the military tougher. Wonderful. Nothing says military excellence like a television personality doing push-ups for the cameras while actual soldiers wonder how this became their boss. @jessicayellin #Hegseth #ChrisAhuja
@chrisahuja.bsky.socialTRUMP SAYS IT AGAIN: For the second time, President Trump has said to let Iran fire a missile at Los Angeles or San Diego. These are American cities. These are the words of the President of the United States.
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@chrisahuja.bsky.socialA masterclass in answering without answering. Marco Rubio is asked about the suspected plague lab incident in Russia and proceeds to take the scenic route through an enormous bowl of word salad. Via @cspan. #MarcoRubio #ChrisAhuja