Currently sticking masking tape behind the holes and colouring them in with a pen #cheapskate

Polo not bad for a tenner on Vinted #cheapskate

Doing his geriatric "dance" for his dwindling #MAGAMORON minions, #DementiaDON threw open his jacket, revealing the #CHEAPSKATE buys #OFFtheRACK SUITS #MADEinCHINA ! WHAT ABOUT #AMERICAFIRST ??? (Apologies to the esteemed #RCRUMB .)