Start your day with #captainobvious "is it worse to be in a pickle, a jam or a sticky wicket?”

Start your day with #captainobvious "Does anyone else wonder if you have to mark at least once before you can remark?”

Start your day with #captainobvious "Does anyone else wonder what percentage of fridges in Canada contain Tupperware bowls full of turkey and/or zucchini this morning?”

Start your day with #captainobvious “Does anyone else wonder what you get when you take the corn out of cornucopia?”

Start your day with #captainobvious (from October 2018 and applicable every year) "On Thanksgiving I think we can all agree that the correct answer to "Would you like pumpkin, apple or Saskatoon pie?" is "Yes please!"."

Start your day with #captainobvious "With elections happening in many communities (and some provinces) this fall, many voters are hoping for a Tea Party or their Pursuit of Happiness but unfortunately they’re more likely to get a Big Wreck.”

Start your day with #captainobvious "Well, it looks like the Captain has been snubbed by the Nobel Committee yet again.”

Start your day with #captainobvious "If politicians are not held to account by the people, the people get the politicians they deserve.”

Another message from #CaptainObvious

#Trump Does Not Plan to Reimburse #Taxpayers for Promo #Ads

A day after Trump said his #superPAC would *pay* for the ads, which had drawn #bipartisan backlash, officials said that he *meant* moving forward [freaking #classic]. A new taxpayer-funded ad even […]

Start your day with #captainobvious "Everyone needs to understand that there is always someone smarter than them about something.”

Start your day with #captainobvious "Unless you are in the armed forces, requests are far more successful than orders.”

Start your day with #captainobvious (adapted from October 4, 2014) “The greatest time of the year for sports fans is upon us - baseball, football and hockey, oh my.”

Start your day with #captainobvious "The Manitoba boys from Harlequin probably ”Did it for Love” in the 70’s but when they sing about “Innocence” at a casino near you next month, they’re probably doing it for something else.”

Start your day with #captainobvious "Outrage and over reaction get clicks and likes but effective action is what actually gets things done.”

Start your day with #captainobvious "If you could have lunch with a famous Canadian Mary would it be Pickford, Walsh or Simon?”

Start your day with #captainobvious “Let’s make sure that #truthandreconciliation is not just a day.” #everychildmatters

Start your day with #captainobvious (from September 27, 2014) “As the golf season winds down, what will we all do for frustration until Spring?”

Thanks #CaptainObvious. Kavanaugh and #Shitler are not. WTF is your point, #JewHater?

Start your day with #captainobvious "Does anyone else wonder if you have to late at least once before you can relate?”

Start your day with #captainobvious "This may be hard to believe but positively acknowledging an opponent or an opposing party not only doesn’t diminish your own popularity, it often enhances your credibility.”