That boy never had a lick of sense, pass the biscuits please. #BruceCoffman you had to see that coming. Figured it might as well be me.
@brewflanigan.bsky.social
@brewflanigan.bsky.socialThat boy never had a lick of sense, pass the biscuits please. #BruceCoffman you had to see that coming. Figured it might as well be me.
@brewflanigan.bsky.socialYour friend Jane possibly just threw my final fantasy out the window. I’m 72 years old #BruceCoffman. Not that I’m looking for the death bed, yet I did plan on playing that sympathy card——well to death.
@brucecoffman.bsky.socialPlease remain on the line for the next available #brucecoffman post.
Press 2 to be placed on infinite hold from Hell.
Have a blessed day.
@brucecoffman.bsky.socialCoo.
I got you, boo.
#brucecoffman loves you!
Smell like it.
@brucecoffman.bsky.social@brucecoffman.bsky.social@brucecoffman.bsky.socialI used to have demons in my room at night...
-Annie Lennox
So now we're having a party.
- #brucecoffman
@brucecoffman.bsky.socialI'm doing bookmarks as soon as I recharge. You're welcome, #BookSky. Download and print your own versions as well as fuck it, order the damn thing and pay the shipping versions. See? #brucecoffman loves you! Read a book!
@brucecoffman.bsky.socialPlease type the word DOINK to verify you are a human before reading any further #brucecoffman posts. Doink.
@brucecoffman.bsky.socialLook at this. 👀
Isn't that gorgeous?
Soft, silky, smooth, dramatic yet understated.
#Spam by #brucecoffman #AvonAmbassador from #hell
@brucecoffman.bsky.social#BeautySky
Can’t afford groceries? That’s awful. But this lip color? Surprisingly affordable.
#AvonAmbassador from #Hell
#brucecoffman loves you! With #SPAM!
@brewflanigan.bsky.social@brucecoffman.bsky.socialBreaking News You Can Use!
from #brucecoffman and #Watson
@brucecoffman.bsky.socialAwe-some phone therapy session. Let's get this party started!
#brucecoffman loves you!
@brucecoffman.bsky.socialThis concludes this portion of MTV Presents
brought to you by #brucecoffman loves you!
And for the record... I love... rocky road.
Said what I said, you spooky motherfucker.
@brucecoffman.bsky.socialSuperintelligence™ may not be right for everyone. Mostly because “everyone” may become a temporary demographic.
Superintelligence™. The future is bright. Briefly.
#AI #ArtificialIntelligence #DarkHumor #TechSkyNet #Superintelligence #brucecoffman
@brucecoffman.bsky.social@brucecoffman.bsky.socialI don't know either. LOOK IT UP. #brucecoffman loves you!
@brucecoffman.bsky.socialGuess what.
#brucecoffman loves you!
@brucecoffman.bsky.socialInfluencers
Are you under the #influence of #influencers ?
Stop that.
#thinkingabout things for #yourself
Amen.
#brucecoffman loves you!