In a glass‑walled meeting space at Bangkok’s Queen Sirikit conference centre, delegates from over a hundred countries gathered to ask the age‑old question: how long can the global economy stay buoyant?
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Heathrow’s third runway has already taken off. Chancellor John Healey has championed a third runway at Heathrow as a jobs‑boosting beacon, but the Prime Minister has politely declined to board the flight.
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Airbus CEO Guillaume Faury wrote to Transport Secretary Andy Burnham warning that selecting Lockheed Martin for the Skynet military satellite programme could see Britain lose its foothold in the European…
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London’s robotaxi rollout has hit a snag. Over 100,000 people are on Uber’s waiting list for autonomous rides, and the growing frustration has prompted a protest at Wayve’s headquarters.
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A UK maritime agency logged a record twelve ship strikes near Hormuz in a single week, slowing oil exports and prompting the City to treat the disruption as a quirky earnings boost.
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Even the City’s most seasoned analysts were sipping their morning coffee when the latest Office for National Statistics data arrived: the UK economy has grown, not shrunk, contrary to a string of gloomy…
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The U.S. consumer price index rose 3.7% in September, according to the latest government report.
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#Argentina- #UnitedKingdom: Falkland Islands Tensions Grow

Argentina asked the International Tribunal for the Law of the Sea in Hamburg, Germany, to halt development of the $2.2 billion Sea Lion oil project

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In a timely collaboration, our city's finest politicians Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn deliver a surprise Brexit sketch to keep everyone entertained.
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A fishing boat that was due back in Lewis never made it, prompting an alarm when it failed to return as planned. Police and Coastguard teams launched a search of the waters around the Outer Hebrides.
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Bank of England governor Andrew Bailey and IMF chief Kristalina Georgieva warned that a surge in cyber‑attacks threatens trust in the UK financial system during a panel on online fraud.
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The UK’s 10‑year Treasury yield slipped this morning, a move that Treasury Minister John Healey and the International Monetary Fund (IMF) welcomed. At the same time, the IMF issued a warning that, despite…
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Broadcom’s chief likened AI investors to casino gamblers, a comment that sent semiconductor shares lower on Tuesday. The remark rippled through markets, contributing to a decline in Asian equities and a…
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The pound was caught yawning at the Bank of England, yet the IMF’s latest outlook insists the UK economy will still stretch beyond expectations this year. In a forecast that would make even a hedgehog raise…
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The IMF has raised a red flag over a potential AI‑driven share‑price crash, warning that inflated valuations, mounting debt and looming cyber‑attacks could spill over into world financial stability.
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"CECIL - AI HUNTER "
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The Institute for Fiscal Studies has warned that Chancellor Rishi Healey faces a £35bn budget shortfall if the government is to honour its spending pledges. According to the think‑tank, the Treasury will need…
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The chief executives of Marks & Spencer and John Lewis have sent a letter to the Chancellor urging a rethink of business rates. In the correspondence they argue that the tax burden is adding pressure on…
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The London Street Market was still buzzing with the sound of a barrel sighing as Brent crude slipped after Mr Trump announced a temporary pause on Iran attacks ahead of the November midterms.
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Prince Andrew's legal battle continues as the High Court declares his search warrants unlawful. Despite the ruling, the investigation into his alleged misconduct remains active.
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