“One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.”
-English novelist and humorist, Pelham Grenville "P. G." Wodehouse 🧵

#WriterSky #BookSky #Bertie #Jeeves #Aunts #History #BOTD

If giving this a cute name is supposed to make me feel better, it failed.

Urgh.
#Bertie

Either #mehole or #bertie would do as fall guys 😂😂

Dana Za #Food #Bertie #Worm

When your cat knows you don’t travel without your kindle and he’s had enough of you travelling… #Bertie

Can't stop singing it ever since I heard it.

#bertie #michaeljwoodard #arlothealigatorboy #negativenetwork