Good afternoon, and welcome to today's physics bowl practice round. I'm Penny, and I'll be your host, because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon, and isn't that just a little sad? / S01E13 The Bat Jar Conjecture #BigBangTheory #BBT

Raj: How bad is it? Sheldon: Let me put it this way, do you own a barrel and suspenders? / S10E17 The Comic-Con Conundrum #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: Leonard, please. You know Amy moving in marks a level of intimacy our relationship isn't ready for. Penny: Yes. That is a real thing. / S06E15 The Spoiler Alert Segmentation #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: If you're happy and you know it, no need to clap your hands, because I have an emotion detector. / S10E14 The Emotion Detection Automation #BigBangTheory #BBT

Tell her you need the relationship to move at a pace you are both comfortable with. / S02E10 The Vartabedian Conundrum #BigBangTheory #BBT

Leonard: Again, I'm sorry. You know, with Howard and Bernadette getting married, I got caught up in a little wedding fever. I take it back. / S05E23 The Launch Acceleration #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: I would like to make a toast. If only I could think of one... Someone else go. / S11E12 The Matrimonial Metric #BigBangTheory #BBT

Greetings, Mary Cooper. I am Spock. / S04E14 The Thespian Catalyst #BigBangTheory #BBT

Pemberton: All breakthroughs happen by accident. Amy: No, they don't! / S12E21 The Plagiarism Schism #BigBangTheory #BBT

Raj: I feel like I've been called down to the principal's office. Although I wouldn't mind if Brown Sugar suspended me. / S06E12 The Egg Salad Equivalency #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: This is not the time for joking. We're doing serious research, which requires complete and utter focus. Raj: All right, let's buckle down and work. / S03E04 The Pirate Solution #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: Excuse me. Is it at all possible that you're knitting a pair of pants? / S08E01 The Locomotion Interruption #BigBangTheory #BBT

Bernadette: I thought I was a teeny-tiny wildebeest. Amy: You are, with hair that smells like strawberries. And we're going to use that to our advantage. / S04E22 The Wildebeest Implementation #BigBangTheory #BBT

Sheldon: Your check engine light is on. Penny: Mm-hmm. Sheldon: Typically that's an indicator to, you know, check your engine. / S02E05 The Euclid Alternative #BigBangTheory #BBT

Hello? I... Oh, I don't think so. I am so done with Twitter. / S04E17 The Toast Derivation #BigBangTheory #BBT

Stuart: Albino Bob couldn't make it, so I brought a substitute. I believe some of you know Wil Wheaton. / S03E19 The Wheaton Recurrence #BigBangTheory #BBT

I'm not insane. My mother had me tested. / S02E04 The Griffin Equivalency #BigBangTheory #BBT

Mary: Let's all remember what it says in the Bible... He who is slow to anger is better than the mighty. Beverly: Oh, dear woman, can you please read another book? / S09E24 The Convergence Convergence #BigBangTheory #BBT

Leonard: We did our own search. Attorney: That's nice, but I think ours might be a bit more thorough. Sheldon: Get a load of this guy. / S09E18 The Application Deterioration #BigBangTheory #BBT

Bernadette: Does your mother always cut your meat for you? Howard: Only when it's fatty. Well, don't be jealous, babe. Someday you'll get to cut it for me. / S05E03 The Pulled Groin Extrapolation #BigBangTheory #BBT