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2nd time in 2wks Iβve injured my left arm last night picking up K. He decided as I was lifting him that he didnβt want to get into his chair, so he let go mid-lift. I did not.
He wasn't injured. My bicep is still nonfunctioning
Iβm getting less fit for this by the day...
Ever done the school run in pajamas? Your anthem has arrived. βοΈπ
"Bad Dad" is the ultimate 122BPM Deep House track for every father just trying his best. Morning chaos, backwards diapers, and ordering pizza! ππΆ
on.soundcloud.com/dRFxw32TqaAc...
Ever done the school run in pajamas? Your anthem has arrived. βοΈπ
"Bad Dad" is the ultimate 122BPM Deep House track for every father just trying his best. Morning chaos, backwards diapers, and ordering pizza! ππΆ
Went shockingly well. Not 10 minutes, but an hour with the most excellent Ms. Boatwright, who got us almost entirely through the process, without the slightest bit of scolding about my delays and misunderstandings. #BadDad
Tiny D alert!
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The next Christian crusades will be strictly airsoft. #toxicmasculinity #atheist #liberal #baddad
I am already in meltdown.
Sure, it MIGHT go smoothly. In and out in 10 minutes. OR⦠I may end up sitting all day with a kid in a wheelchair waiting hours for some apparatchik to find some reason to tell us to fuck off.
I was not made for this. I wish there was a god I could hate. #BadDad