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Haiku Horror Writing Prompt #1906
#attendant
#haikuhorrorprompt #nothaiku

[title pending]

with deepest sincerity
i tend to your wounds
softly singing
as you willfully bleed

10-14-2026

They wished they had gotten
an attendant sooner because now they had
all this time to kill.
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#attendant

Carrion piles led
To the attendant's office,
Visceral welcome.
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@pgpayt.bsky.social

Gatekeeper shakes head.
Soul count too low for entry.
Try again demon.

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always alongside
attendant to wanton whims
awaiting her turn

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"Small world," he grins, then

appears at my door that night

my own #attendant

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the #attendant's sweet
ignore her ghostly pallor
great bedside manner

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🩸 Haiku Horror Writing Prompt #1906

#attendant

Write a horrifying haiku inspired by this prompt. Post it and tag #haikuhorrorprompt for all to see and fear.

Thanks to Rebel x.com/TheRebelWA for today's inspiration!

High Octane

A gas pump attendant named Bruce
Gave me some advice I can use
He said that good gas
Will move my car fast
I need to get that V8 juice

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“Eighty-one billion dollars was given back by workers in the wake of 9/11, including transferring the cost of healthcare to us, destroying retiree healthcare, destroying pensions. And we’re still trying to fight to get that back,” adds Sara Nelson. #flight #attendant

She flew on #U175 just week b4