Ha! It doesn't take that many sheets of paper towel to fashion a ghetto curtain with some scotch tape. Also my existing paper towel hoard would curl your eyelashes. #AsOneDoes

Since it's Sammy Hagar's birthday 🎂 today here's a flashback photo from when I cosplayed him on my 55th birthday. #AsOneDoes

In case you were wondering about my glutes. 🍑 #AsOneDoes Siri told me that my average numbers of steps climbed went from 3 floors per day to 11 floors per day. Wow! That’s what happens when you move into a house with an upstairs.

I warmed him up to soften the glue, so I could easily yank out the hair. I’m going to replace the hair with something new. #AsOneDoes The trick is finding the right amount of time so you don’t melt the body. That seems to be 1.5 mins.

Microwaving troll dolls at 5 am. #AsOneDoes

This pic is from when I was remodeling and hadn't put the toilet back in yet. It was sitting in the dining room. #AsOneDoes

I have found the best shop in Gatlinburg TN! Mystic Moon. #FindIt It’s a tiny little place, down a back alley, filled with magical things. Bought lots of lil’ prezzies! And the proprietress put a potion sticker on my bag. #AsOneDoes