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“I don’t seeeeee … Wait! There it is! Oo! I hate those little slivers that stand straight up and down.”
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“I don’t seeeeee … Wait! There it is! Oo! I hate those little slivers that stand straight up and down.”
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“And what is this, Nurse Wilkens? I distinctly asked for the big scalpel! … Big scalpel! Big scalpel!”
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“Whoa, back off, Bobby Joe. … That’s just your reflection.”
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Pinocchio in his later years
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“Hey, buddy … you wanna buy a hoofed mammal?”
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“Darlene is going with some new guy. … And he’s got a shell.”
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“Well, what the? … I thought I smelled something.”
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“Blow, Howie, blow! … Yeah, yeah, yeah! You’re cookin’ now, Howie! … All right! … Charlie Parker, move over! … Yeah!”
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“It’s the mailman, doc. He scares me.”
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Fire is invented.
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“Say … you’re not Bob! … You look like him, but you’re certainly not him!”
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By blending in with the ostrich’s eggs, Hare Krishnas are subsequently raised by the adult birds.
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“Now now, Billy. … How could you have seen a monster if you can’t even describe him?”
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Pet tricks on other planets
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“Cummings! Schneider! You’ve got plenty of research to work on … and for the last time, stop playing with those plastic models!”
