slowly they came
step by step
inch by inch
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy@trixter Hey look we didn't come here to make good decisions
@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gyLook, I know you think you've vibing with this guy, but maybe don't walk up to a forbidden alter with a guy you just met yesterday.
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gySINCE BEFORE YOUR STAR BURNED HOT IN SPACE AND BEFORE YOUR RACE WAS BORN, I HAVE AWAITED
A PORN STASH
"Five stars, best sacrificial altar I've ever seen"
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gyWHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOOX
@paco 😂
that's going in my work Slack when I get back in this week (we have a whole series of "old man yells at" emojis)
@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gyShe's got some real Kate McKinnon energy.
Lavinia may be on to something
@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gyThat wacky ol' Grandpa Whateley.
I even wonder what the other dimension is up to
(to be fair I kinda always wonder what other dimensions are up to)
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gythe earth was inhabited by BEES!
@trixter.retro.pizza.ap.brid.gyMaybe they thought it was haunted because spooky music always played when they approached it.
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gyNot with any girl around here. He only likes 'em with tentacles.
To be fair, living in a town called Arkham, you had to know this was coming
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gyWELL WE'RE AT THE GREYHOUND STATION, NICE TO WALK ME HERE BAIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I *still* wonder what the tentacles are up to
@moira.mastodon.murkworks.net.ap.brid.gy24 hour clock, now i'm jealous
Tired: Actual dialogue
Wired: Watching characters make mouth movements through a window