Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Mechanic: "I go into his porn folder and copy it onto my datapad"
Witchwarper: "I go into his porn folder and add new porn to it"
Witchwarper: "What? He's been stranded here for years, he's probably seen all of it 1000 times!"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Me: "Wait, this is the first golem in a D&D-like with the name of a god written on its forehead"
DM: "Thank you for all the information you've given me"
DM turns to everyone: "Join d'Artagnan's Patreon today"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Envoy: "Your comm unit to my comm unit, my thoughts to your thoughts"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: Our mechanic's construct yeets our envoy into a live minefield #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: Our mechanic fails his Diplomacy check so bad, he has chosen war #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Witchwarper: "Eugh, teaching goblins about shareholders"
Witchwarper: "I feel like it would be more morally just to just murder them"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Envoy: "Yes, a 60-foot tall Van der Graaf generator is good and everything, but what does it do for the shareholders?"
Goblin: "Shareholders?"
Witchwarper: "I'm going to leave before I get triggered by all this corpo speak"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Ikeshti: "[The space goblin]'s got a great head"
Witchwarper: "I am not pursuing this line of thinking further"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Space Goblin: "There's a whole bunch of fighting, and I don't want to fight anymore"
Ikeshti: "Me neither"
Player: "And that's the origin story of Diablo (game)"
Player: "and I'm not kidding"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Mechanic: "I don't want to hurt the cute lizards."
Witchwarper: "They're clearly amphibians"
Witchwarper: "Look at this man with herpetology degree"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Mechanic: "Could you stop glowing?"
Solarian: "No. Suffer"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
NPC: "I don't see a power outlet on him anywhere"
Mechanic: "It's underneath the tail on the back, there should be a port there"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e:
Brenneri Mechanic: "It seems everyone's a mechanic these days"
Player: "Nah, they're only going to become mechanics in two weeks when the book comes out"
#TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: "It's either racing or war that advances technology." #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: We learn that the Ikeshti are basically space salmon #TTRPG

Tonight in #Starfinder2e: Roll to Mansplain #TTRPG

One failed legal lore check and the kiosk bot starts listing every crime the party has ever committed, one by one by one. Including the break-in they were never dide! "This is why we can't trust the carceral system." #starfinder2e