I have seen people who owed me money and didn't wanna pay up move slower...
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@umanonion.bsky.socialI have seen people who owed me money and didn't wanna pay up move slower...
@umanonion.bsky.socialEw... Just EW!!!!
@umanonion.bsky.socialCap'n should be happy he didn't call out the other stuff she was doing... Kudos on the flexibility btw...
@umanonion.bsky.socialYeah right...ain't nobody got 'mergency room money these days...
@umanonion.bsky.socialI would go for both... Just to be on the safe side...
@umanonion.bsky.socialBe like the bunny!!
@umanonion.bsky.socialSo early bird gets... an asskicking?
@umanonion.bsky.socialWhy do cats have to be like this??? Why???
@umanonion.bsky.socialThese bears share more info about their bathroom habits than is probably healthy... like many people I know...
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@umanonion.bsky.socialThis one is low... Even for me... Doesn't stop me from posting it tho...
@umanonion.bsky.socialThis is what I am thinking whenever somebody tries to talk to me about cars...
@umanonion.bsky.socialAnd don't be looking at me for that "shoulder to cry on" bullshit. You still owe me for the last shirt you ruined.
@umanonion.bsky.socialRight now I'm working from a beach in Tahiti
@umanonion.bsky.socialI always thought the rules said you had to get freaky when playing this.... Who knew!!!
@umanonion.bsky.socialConsidering Dr Pepper came out a year before Coke and eight years before Pepsi, the math just ain't mathing here...
@umanonion.bsky.socialI dare you... I double dog dare you...
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@umanonion.bsky.socialMolly, you in danger, girl!!!
@umanonion.bsky.socialThis is enough to make me glad that summer is over...
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@ralucaharagus.bsky.socialWhy would they be worried? They got their sovereignty back and blue passports and bendy bananas! #snark