1. Someone or several someone's are getting hit with baguettes.

2. There's gonna be mimes, with berets and I hope those mimes get punched.

3. Shrugging at the camera. You know what we want... And we want it international there, Jean Luc.
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Uh, What's that baby? Oh that's French for "may I borrow your bicycle?"
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Wrestling Amercainé Professionál du Fromage.
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Re-watching this Dogs & Deathriders v Bang Bang Gang NODQ match from All Out Tailgate Brawl.
Ace Austin's quads ARE tight...
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Au jus a la Bang Bang.

Hon! Hon!
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How your email finds me.
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Oh hey @tonykhan.bsky.social
Thanks for the free PPV from Paris, France one day earlier than I usually get my fix from yall.
That card is sick.
See you Tuesday.
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Juicy!
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Isn't that Adidas?
MY edibles have kicked in.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Unslammable!" Jake Doyle v The Ace of Our Hearts Jon Moxley
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!
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AEW is juicy.
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"My thighs thirst for blood!!"
-Mark Davis

"You got this, buddy."
-Rocky Romero

"I think I'll hang around catering tonight."
-Trent Beretta
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"Speaking of 'tools' Rocky Romero is sitting to my left."
-Tony Schiavone
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DAMN, STOP! YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME WITH ALL THE EPIC FUCKING MATCHES!
KOFI V. BANDIDO FOR THE RING OF HONOR WORLD TITLE IN PARIS?!
JE SUI MORTE!
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Queen Aminata is going to knock you the FUCK OUT.
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I think Emily Rose and Joiya Blake expected a bit more time to smile at their families on camera.
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I swear Tony Schiavone said Thekla stabbed a camera man backstage.
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"Dante Martin?! I wanted to get a high five from Hangman Page!"
-That Kid at Ringside
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Tony Schiavone's edibles are taking longer to kick in than Nigel and Paul's.
THEY are wacky tonight.
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Danny's got the hot hand.
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