I hate gynaecologists! A man who can always look you in the vagina but never in the eye! —Patsy Stone, Absolutely Fabulous

I hate gynaecologists! A man who can always look you in the vagina but never in the eye! —Patsy Stone, Absolutely Fabulous
I hate gynaecologists! A man who can always look you in the vagina but never in the eye! —Patsy Stone, Absolutely Fabulous
Nothing resonates like rhinoceros foreskin. —Bradford Sharp, Mozart in the Jungle
Nothing resonates like rhinoceros foreskin. —Bradford Sharp, Mozart in the Jungle
Desperate situations call for desperate clichés. —Allie Lowell, Kate & Allie
Desperate situations call for desperate clichés. —Allie Lowell, Kate & Allie
This is not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert. —Dolly, Touch of Pink
This is not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert. —Dolly, Touch of Pink
[Orchids'] flesh is too much like the flesh of men, and their perfume has the rotten sweetness of corruption. —General Sternwood, The Big Sleep
[Orchids'] flesh is too much like the flesh of men, and their perfume has the rotten sweetness of corruption. —General Sternwood, The Big Sleep
Get ready pal. Your mom's gonna touch more sack then a medieval grain merchant on inventory day. —Snot, American Dad!
Get ready pal. Your mom's gonna touch more sack then a medieval grain merchant on inventory day. —Snot, American Dad!
An electric shock ran through her loins as she envisioned the forbidden pleasures to come on that thundering train of love. —Antonia de Reinas, Mad About You
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An electric shock ran through her loins as she envisioned the forbidden pleasures to come on that thundering train of love. —Antonia de Reinas, Mad About You
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Sometimes I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I'm not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I've already felt. —Theodore Twombly, Her
Sometimes I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I'm not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I've already felt. —Theodore Twombly, Her
Whatever keeps you sane. —Dirk Gently, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Whatever keeps you sane. —Dirk Gently, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
I've been responsible for my own orgasms since 1982. —Beverly Hofstadter, The Big Bang Theory
I've been responsible for my own orgasms since 1982. —Beverly Hofstadter, The Big Bang Theory