One bath. Two parents. Completely different.
@guidetodadding.bsky.social
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialOne bath. Two parents. Completely different.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialI still don't know what happened...
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialSometimes you just don't have the energy and sometimes you don't even know it happened.
@tinydose.bsky.socialBaby cried for nine seconds after the shot.
I cried for forty minutes in the car.
One of us handled it well and it was not the one who can walk.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialOpen it up, take a few bites, throw it on the ground, repeat.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialMIA: Shoe
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialHow many times do you have to say no before you break?
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialWhat weird things have you seen kids eat?
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialJust trying to eat in peace...
@guidetodadding.bsky.social24/7 worried about the kids.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialWhat's your favorite little thing to do with your kids?
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialOr under the bed...
@wheelchairdaddy.bsky.socialI used to judge parents who went to bed early.
Now I get it.
Deeply.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialWhy does mom understand? And how!
@tinydose.bsky.socialReply with the most dramatic thing your baby did on vaccine day.
I will start: mine glared at me for forty straight minutes afterward with the disappointment of a betrayed business partner.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialThe quiet heroics of parenting.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialDrawn by my daughter: Synchronizing is required on long trips.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialMy kids summon me all the time.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialAlways nice to surprise the wife with flowers.
@guidetodadding.bsky.socialSometimes it gets so tiring dealing with this...