Wait I gotta know what those equations on the chalkboard are
Wait I gotta know what those equations on the chalkboard are
#monsterdon Captain of Industry, Government contracts, impeccable fashion sense, and all anyone wants from me is to know how long a fly lives.
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyteleport the cat, defy the laws of Mastodon
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@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyclassic memory wipe...
ooooh story time
@paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gyHe's pretty white for a fly guy.
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
@nev.status.nevillepark.ca.ap.brid.gyThe actress who plays the nurse also voiced Cruella de Vil in _101 Dalmatians_!
@fiend-unpleasant.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy"You know how women are" - Tiny Andrew Tate Wannabe
@nev.status.nevillepark.ca.ap.brid.gy"You know how women are." slap that kid upside the head with a slipper
"you know how women are" the kid says 😂
@nev.status.nevillepark.ca.ap.brid.gy*Helene flings herself out of bed to protect a fly*
me when someone tries to kill a random bug
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy"you know how women are" says a 10 year old boy
This whole family has a thing about flies 🤔
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyI feel Vincent's pain at having to entertain a child for dinner, weird little bastards...
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyI am never stepping in a teleporter, I know the big secret about them....
the fly definitely looking sus at this point
@lazarou.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyNot a bad prison cell for having just admitting to murdering your husband. Breakfast in bed...