S1E1: "Pilot (or The Douchebag Aspect)", originally aired September 21, 1999 #missionhill

[LIVELY BLUES PLAYING] #missionhill

But we don't have the code! Because if you did you'd rob me blind! #missionhill

I am here. Here at last. #missionhill

Last chance to greet the birthday boy! #missionhill

[CENSOR BLEEPS] Come on. I know I've changed. #missionhill

Huh? Ah. #missionhill

the freakin' red carpet for! But your own brother, who loves you, #missionhill

S1E6: "Andy Gets a Promotion (or How to Get Head in Business Without Really Trying)", originally aired July 9, 2000 #missionhill

Will somebody help me off this flagpole? #missionhill

and a fortress. And you play on the Internet with other gamers. #missionhill

Squash. I love it. Your carrots rock. Tell your friends about me. #missionhill

S1E10: "Kevin Finds Love (or Hot for Weirdie)", originally aired July 21, 2002 #missionhill

Kevin, why are you calling me here? KEVIN: Just reminding you of our movie date tonight. #missionhill

Here we go! Recommendation for Kevin French! Ah. Uh. [FOOTSTEPS] #missionhill

for you or anyone else! [MIMICKING] Let Skids do what he wants to do. #missionhill

Army bases have personnel. #missionhill

You aren't on the insurance. Big Ally McDeal! #missionhill

No, Posey. I am your inner being. #missionhill

I give you our club. #missionhill