Someone on my friends' list has been incessantly bragging about an upcoming trip to Hawaii.
...so I sent him several pictures and videos of plane crashes.
#Funny #lol #humour #funnyshit #Airplane #travel #Hawaii #annoying

Someone at work said, "Hi!" to me and I replied, "Good!"
I avoided eye contact after that.
Ugh! My body is SO needy-- "Give me water!", "I need vitamins!"
... how about you STFU and take this Oreo!
#Cookie #funny #lol #Body #Humour #funnyshit #Laugh #Laughyoubastards #Hilarious