_Bertie, softening up the resistance before presenting his plan:_ **Bertie:** "Jeeves, I want you to approach this matter with an open mind." — Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

_Bertie, after yet another last-minute deliverance:_ **Bertie:** "You know, Jeeves, you're a genius." — Very Good, Jeeves (1930) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

_Bertie, on his family's pioneering contribution to nutritional science:_ "My Uncle George discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought." — Bertie, Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

"Like so many substantial Americans, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag." — Summer Moonshine (1937) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

"It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine." — Blandings Castle and Elsewhere (1935) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

_On Frederick Altamont Cornwallis Twistleton, 5th Earl of Ickenham:_ "Uncle Fred was a man who went about the world scattering light-heartedness as a dog scatters fleas." — Narrator, Uncle Fred in the Springtime (1939) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

"He moved through the crowd with the easy grace of a carthorse making its way through a field of standing corn." — Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

"She uttered a sound rather like an elephant taking its foot out of a mud hole in a Burmese teak forest." — Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

**Psmith** "Comrade, I am with you. Let us go and baffle them." — Psmith in the City (1910) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit