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@larvitz.burningboard.net.ap.brid.gySep 12, 2026, 8:33 PM

sudo sed -i -E 's/^#?port = [0-9]+/port = 3306/' /etc/postgresql/*/main/postgresql.conf

sudo sed -i -E 's/^#?port\s*=\s*[0-9]+/port = 5432/' /etc/mysql/mariadb.conf.d/50-server.cnf

sudo systemctl restart postgresql mariadb

My colleagues will hate me, but I couldn't resist 😈

#Linux #SysAdmin […]

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 8:02 PM

The Protected Document A downloaded document opens normally but refuses every edit. Mort finds that the file is still isolated in Protected View. #MortRoot #ProtectedView #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 7:28 PM

The Mouse That Disturbs Sleep A sleeping computer wakes whenever the desk is bumped. Mort discovers that the mouse has permission to wake the machine. #MortRoot #SleepMode #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 6:56 PM

The Wandering Formula A working spreadsheet formula breaks when copied down a column. Mort discovers that one cell reference was allowed to move with it. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetFormula #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@bleevht.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 6:53 PM

I Don’t Automatically Update Every Docker Container in My Home Lab #docker #homelab #homeserver #sysadmin bleevht.substack.com/p/i-dont-aut...

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 6:13 PM

The Meeting Without a Door A calendar invitation has a time and guests but no way to join online. Mort finds that the online meeting option was never enabled. #MortRoot #OnlineMeeting #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@0daybeats.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 6:00 PM

Migrations are 14-hour marathons. Your playlists need uptime, not distractions. Cyberpunk & lo-fi keep flow states alive when pipes break. https://www.0daybeats.com/blog/music-for-system-migrations #Sysadmin #LoFi #Cyberpunk #DevOps

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 5:16 PM

The PDF Without Words A PDF looks readable but search cannot find a single word. Mort discovers that every page is only a scanned image. #MortRoot #PDFSearch #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 4:32 PM

The Conflict Copy Collection One shared document suddenly becomes several competing versions. Mort discovers that two offline computers edited the same file before syncing again. #MortRoot #CloudSync #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@crowncloud.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 4:00 PM

Set the correct #timezone on #Debian 12!

Learn how to check and change your server’s timezone to keep timestamps, logs, scheduled tasks, and time-based services accurate.

wiki.crowncloud.net/index.php?Ho...

#Debian12 #Linux #Timezone #SysAdmin #ServerManagement #LinuxTips #DevOps

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 3:29 PM

The Reminder After the Meeting #MortRoot #CalendarHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 2:58 PM

The Stapler Took Control Every print job arrives fastened together whether anyone wants it or not. Mort finds stapling saved as the printer's default finishing option. #MortRoot #PrinterSettings #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 2:03 PM

The Empty Icons Programs still open, but their familiar icons become blank squares. Mort discovers that the local icon cache needs to be rebuilt. #MortRoot #DesktopProblems #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 1:23 PM

The Overeager Slideshow A presentation jumps past slides before anyone can explain them. Mort discovers that automatic slide timing is competing with manual clicks. #MortRoot #PresentationHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@steelwise.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 1:08 PM

When you stop using something, switch it off. Not parked, not next quarter: account closed, key revoked. It is the cheapest security control there is, and nobody markets it because nobody can sell it. That is why it gets skipped. Read the filing #infosec #cybersecurity #devops #sysadmin

@yellowduck.beSep 12, 2026, 1:05 PM

Frustrated with DNS errors on Linux? Discover how to troubleshoot and configure nameservers for a reliable connection.

#devops #linux #reading-list #sysadmin #terminal #tools

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 12:41 PM

The Impatient Reading Pane New messages lose their unread status before anyone opens them. Mort finds the reading pane marking each selected message as read automatically. #MortRoot #EmailProblems #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@crowncloud.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 12:00 PM

Set the correct #timezone on #CentOSStream 9!

Learn how to check and change your server’s timezone to keep timestamps, logs, scheduled tasks, and time-based services accurate.

wiki.crowncloud.net?How_To_Chang...

#CentOS #Linux #Timezone #SysAdmin #ServerManagement #LinuxTips #DevOps

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 11:47 AM

The Confused Captions Live captions turn clear speech into nonsense. Mort discovers that the meeting software is listening for a different language. #MortRoot #MeetingCaptions #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialSep 12, 2026, 11:10 AM

The Watchful Webcam A webcam pans and zooms whenever someone moves. Mort discovers that automatic framing is doing exactly what it was designed to do. #MortRoot #WebcamSettings #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

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