A few other people on my zipline tour started normally and ended with skin like a cooked lobster. #veneryworldtour #mazatlan

I wasn't able to bring my phone with me on the zipline tour. So just know that I looked very cool and not scared at all. #veneryworldtour #mazatlan

Oh, a zipLINE. Well, this is going to be different than I was expecting. #veneryworldtour #mazatlan

Tequila helper. #veneryworldtour #mazatlan

The tour guide said they play classical music to the barrels during the fermentation process because "water has a memory". They're lucky I'm an introverted skeptic. #veneryworldtour #mazatlan

Another day, another Mexican tour that includes a tequila tasting. #veneryworldtour #mazatlan

I feel like that's too much green. Can we tone it down a bit? #veneryworldtour #mazatlan

Sushi with a Scottish accent. #veneryworldtour #mazatlan

The light in my cabin bathroom makes me look like I have a tan. I hate it. #veneryworldtour

Texas? You think I would go to Texas? #veneryworldtour

Hello, #mazatlan. #veneryworldtour

He's a fancy lad. #veneryworldtour

He says everyone in a Hawaiian shirt on this ship is gay. I wonder if their wives know. #veneryworldtour

This mannequin needs to learn to tuck. #veneryworldtour

I'm in Mexico, why isn't there a sepia filter over everything? #veneryworldtour

He tried to spit on me. #cabo #cabosanlucas #veneryworldtour

Grab the sky. #cabo #cabosanlucas #veneryworldtour

I pull on the horse's reins to steer him, as if he doesn't know where we're going far better than I do. #cabo #cabosanlucas #veneryworldtour

Wanna see a goth on a horse? #cabo #cabosanlucas #veneryworldtour

Come on cabo, no one uses hashtags anymore, #cabosanlucas #veneryworldtour