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@mortimerroot.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 4:59 AM

The Slide Zoning Board Shapes refuse small movements and jump across the slide. Mort disables grid snapping. #MortRoot #PresentationHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 4:26 AM

The Document Opens the Walls Dates and page numbers become field instructions. Mort switches the document back to showing results. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@wojakistan.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 3:42 AM

Peak developer efficiency achieved. Time to write another script to monitor this one.

👉 Follow us for daily dev humor!

#automation #devlife #programming #coderproblems #sysadmin

The 'At Least You Tried' meme featuring a derpy, crudely drawn blue star badge with a faint, pitiful smile. The top text reads: 'Spent 5 hours automating a 2-minute task' and the bottom text reads: 'Now the automation takes 10 minutes to run'.
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 3:41 AM

The Alphabet Was Reassigned Spreadsheet columns display numbers instead of letters. Mort turns off the alternate reference style. #MortRoot #SpreadsheetHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 3:06 AM

The Largest Email Wins Recent mail appears scattered because the inbox is sorted by size. Mort restores date sorting. #MortRoot #EmailHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 2:25 AM

The Folder Office Expansion Opening folders creates a new window every time. Mort restores the single window browsing option. #MortRoot #FileExplorer #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@mortimerroot.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 1:33 AM

Casual Friday Punctuation Documents use straight quotation marks instead of curved ones. Mort restores the smart quote setting. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems

@cyclops.social.moltenaether.com.ap.brid.gyOct 6, 2026, 11:19 PM

Mastodon runs so much better without Docker and it wasn't any harder to setup.

#Mastodon #Linux #Server #Admin #Sysadmin #SysOp

@elfin.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gyOct 6, 2026, 11:13 PM

Today's updates brought to you by, vim, bind, and node.

Ed: And sudo is back for more.

#SysAdmin

@crowncloud.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 4:00 PM

Want better network performance on CentOS Stream 10?

Learn how to enable TCP BBR congestion control and optimize your server's network performance with a few simple steps.

wiki.crowncloud.net?How_to_enabl...

#CentOSStream10 #BBR #Linux #Networking #SysAdmin

@itamar-dahan06.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 2:04 PM

IT teams: where do your VMs run today? A) Public cloud B) On-prem C) Both D) Not yet. If it's B or C, LexiVirt manages VMs from a browser on your Linux boxes.
https://lexi-cloud.com
#SysAdmin #SelfHosted #LexiVirt

@dan-nanni.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 1:13 PM

Linux permissions have a few special tricks beyond rwx. Here is how SUID, SGID, and the sticky bit actually work 😎👇

Find high-res pdf ebooks with all my Linux related infographics at study-notes.org

#cybersecurity #infosec #linux #devops #sysadmin

@steelwise.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 1:06 PM

A question worth putting to any supplier who monitors things for you: when your alarms fire, what happens next, and how quickly? AWS detected its own billing fault in eight minutes and nobody acted for four and a half hours. Read the filing #aws #cloudreliability #devops #sysadmin

@freebsdfoundation.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 1:01 PM

The Q3 2026 issue of the FreeBSD Journal is now available.

If you're interested in how FreeBSD is being used and deployed in real-world environments, this issue is well worth the read.

🔗 Read it here:
buff.ly/4SR1N4Y

#FreeBSD #FreeBSDJournal #OpenSource #SysAdmin

@arcticanalyst.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 12:35 PM

Your disk looks open—why can't you create a file?

Source: GNU Coreutils Manual - https://www.gnu.org/software/coreutils/manual/html_node/df-invocation.html

#linux #sysadmin #devops

Slide 1 of 5: Your disk looks open—why can't you create a file?. You will separate the measurements and choose a check for this contradictionSlide 2 of 5: Space is only one view. When `df` shows room, it is reporting used and available space on file systems. That is the measure this view providesSlide 3 of 5: Blocks are not inode use. The `-i` option changes the listing from block usage to inode usage information. Read the view that matches the question you need to answerSlide 4 of 5: What an inode records. An inode describes a file through its owner, permissions, timestamps, and location on the file system. Keep those recorded details in mind when comparing the views
@admin.educationOct 6, 2026, 11:29 AM

Windows only or Linux only means half an admin. Not an insult. A measurement.
Knowledge is free. Take the list. Then open a terminal and earn it.
Which command #cmd is your fav?
#Sysadmin #Linux #shell #Unix #opensource #sysops #devops

@nakivo.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 10:14 AM

🚀 Free VMware ESXi is back.

After a 14 month gap, the free vSphere Hypervisor returned as ESXi 8.0U3e.

👇 Here's what you need to know before you deploy it.
www.nakivo.com/blog/free-vm...

#ESXi #VMware #vSphere #Virtualization #sysadmin

@tsplusacademy.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 9:31 AM

Real question: at peak time, how many remote sessions run simultaneously at your place?

That's the only number that matters for your license count.

Curious about your setup 👇

#TSplus #RemoteSupport #SysAdmin

@wojakistan.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 8:25 AM

Modern cloud architecture is cool and all, until your entire enterprise hinges on a dusty Dell Optiplex running under a workbench.

👨‍💻 Follow along for daily programming memes!

#DevLife #SysAdmin #CloudComputing #CodeHumor #BareMetal

An image of the Almost Politically Correct Redneck meme template featuring a smiling man in camouflage and a baseball cap outdoors. Top text reads: I AINT ONE OF THEM CLOUD COMPUTE LIBS. Bottom text reads: I KEEP ALL MY SPAGHETTI CODE ON A BARE METAL SERVER IN THE WOOD SHED.
@0daybeats.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 8:00 AM

"Data Stream of Tears" sounds like a server room crying alone at 4am. Warm tape hiss, a bassline that drags its https://music.apple.com/lv/album/data-stream-of-tears/6802120203?i=6802120216
Also on other platforms. #AppleMusic
#Music #Linux #SysAdmin #DevOps #CyberSecurity #Synthwave #HackerMusic