Seinfeldism: "Gotta get up early tomorrow" ~ Elaine advised Jerry's virgin girlfriend Marla that after sex, men use the excuse of having to get up early, like they have suddenly turned into farmers. (S04E10 The Virgin) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Something for the Seinfeld binging, Pretzel lovers out there.

Air tight seal clip top lids, meaning whatever snack you put in will stay fresher for longer.

Grab one at Spoonlagoon.net or spoonlagoon.etsy.com
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Festivus Countdown: 86 days until #Festivus 2026 (Dec 23). With sleeping, meals and bathroom breaks it’s like 20 mins. #Seinfeld

Movie TV Tech Geeks #TV #Sitcom #Seinfeld #ModernFamily 10 Sitcoms More Universally Loved Than 'The Office'

Movie TV Tech Geeks #TVFeatures #Seinfeld #JuliaLouisDreyfus #NBC 'Seinfeld' Ruined One of Its Main Characters After Larry David Left the Show

Seinfeldism: "Flush like a jet engine" ~ How George described the best bathroom in midtown Manhattan. (S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Frasier took five straight comedy Emmys off Seinfeld, and deserved them. Seinfeld is still the best American sitcom, and Frasier's…

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Festivus Countdown: 87 days until #Festivus 2026 (Dec 23). Festivus is your heritage. It’s part of who you are! #Seinfeld

I feel like there was a #Seinfeld episode about this type of sign? #Seattle

💖🖋️Love Note Day📜💘

Today is for handwriting notes expressing love and affection, in all its forms, for the special people in our lives.

#lovenoteday #schmoopy #youremyschmoopy #seinfeld #lovenotes #writinglove #penandpaper #love #handwrittennotes #handwriting #snailmail #wordsofaffection #affection

Seinfeldism: "It's a bitch to get here" ~ One of the breakup excuses Elaine gave to her recently disabled, boyfriend Owen March. Apparently, she had to take subways, transferring at 42nd Street to take the double-R. (S03E11 The Alternate Side) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

Festivus Countdown: 88 days until #Festivus 2026 (Dec 23). It’s real and it’s spectacular! #Seinfeld

Movie TV Tech Geeks #TV #GameOfThrones #Seinfeld #TheSopranos The 10 Most Controversial TV Finales of All Time, Ranked

Seinfeldism: "Fitness museum" ~ How Jerry referred to Izzy Mandelbaum's ancient-looking workout gym, after Jerry's parents hired Izzy to whip him into shape when they noticed their son was getting a little chunky. (S09E04 The Blood) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

Festivus Countdown: 89 days until #Festivus 2026 (Dec 23). With sleeping, meals and bathroom breaks it’s like 20 mins. #Seinfeld

Officialy *The Tape*

( but aka The Sex Tape)

This episode was so great.
Comedy Genius.

#Seinfeld
#Elaine

Seinfeldism: "If we pick, do we not bleed?" ~ Jerry's lament, after his girlfriend broke up with him because she saw him picking his nose at a red light. (S04E13 The Pick) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Festivus Countdown: 90 days until #Festivus 2026 (Dec 23). Festivus goes on forever in my books. #Seinfeld

Seinfeldism: "Lane expert" ~ In his comedy routine, Jerry referred to a driver who is constantly re-evaluating their lane choice as a 'lane expert.' (S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....