Thank you all for attending the inaugural Bi-weekly District Staff Mixer, what we hope will be the first of many BDSMs. —Jacob Hill, Abbot Elementary

Thank you all for attending the inaugural Bi-weekly District Staff Mixer, what we hope will be the first of many BDSMs. —Jacob Hill, Abbot Elementary
Thank you all for attending the inaugural Bi-weekly District Staff Mixer, what we hope will be the first of many BDSMs. —Jacob Hill, Abbot Elementary
Forget this, fuck the napkin. —Ian Faith, This Is Spinal Tap
Forget this, fuck the napkin. —Ian Faith, This Is Spinal Tap
If you want to survive, do and say as little as possible. —Clements, 12 Years A Slave
If you want to survive, do and say as little as possible. —Clements, 12 Years A Slave
Flies are where men are most vulnerable. —Mrs. White, Clue
Flies are where men are most vulnerable. —Mrs. White, Clue
I have it, I’ll store it, and if I need to, I will use it. —Mitchell Pritchard, Modern Family
I have it, I’ll store it, and if I need to, I will use it. —Mitchell Pritchard, Modern Family
We can't help who we love. —Saul Holden, Brothers & Sisters
We can't help who we love. —Saul Holden, Brothers & Sisters
Your hearts in the right place Rose but I don't know where in hell your brain is. —Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls
Your hearts in the right place Rose but I don't know where in hell your brain is. —Sophia Petrillo, The Golden Girls
Age has its privileges. —Splinter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Age has its privileges. —Splinter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
…we really, really need you to search your memory. Think hard about whether you’re remembering right, or whether you should change your answer to yes. —Agent Stone, Malcolm in the Middle
…we really, really need you to search your memory. Think hard about whether you’re remembering right, or whether you should change your answer to yes. —Agent Stone, Malcolm in the Middle
All right! This is it! Now you all know me, so I'm gonna say this as simply as I can. If it's our time to die, it's our time. All I ask is, if we have to give these bastards our lives... WE GIVE 'EM HELL BEFORE WE DO! —Mifune, The Matrix Revolutions
All right! This is it! Now you all know me, so I'm gonna say this as simply as I can. If it's our time to die, it's our time. All I ask is, if we have to give these bastards our lives... WE GIVE 'EM HELL BEFORE WE DO! —Mifune, The Matrix Revolutions