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@darkwaterphotos.bsky.socialSep 9, 2026, 2:57 AM

This Night Heron shows immense dedication to upward mobility, though execution leaves much to be desired. He was told to step up his game, so he decided to pull an entire groin muscle trying to hoist himself onto a stick instead of just using his wings. 🪶🌿🦉🍁

#Birds #OhMyDouglas #NightHeron #Upward

A side profile of a Black-crowned night heron mid-climb, aggressively hoisting itself up onto a branch. The bird has a sleek black cap, a grey body, and a vivid red eye that makes it look like it’s taking this workout way too seriously. Its top yellow foot is firmly gripping a diagonal branch as it pulls its upper body forward. Its other long, spindly leg is completely extended straight down, toes flared out as it gives one final, awkward push off the log below, looking less like a majestic waterbird and more like a gym-goer struggling with a high pull-up.
@darkwaterphotos.bsky.socialSep 8, 2026, 5:11 PM

I don't know what I did to offend this specific bird, but those unblinking eyes tell me I need to go into witness protection immediately. 🕊️🌿🪶🦉🍁

#Birds #BirdSky #PigeonProblems #TheEyesHaveIt #DeepStare #OhMyDouglas #Paranoia #EyeOfThePigeon #FeatheredOverlords

A close-up of a pigeon staring directly into your soul with an expression of pure, unadulterated disgust, clearly offended by your very existence. Its vibrant orange eyes are locked on the camera in a gaze of deep, unforgiving judgment, framed by a pristine white, heart-shaped cere above its beak that only accentuates its absolute disdain. The dramatic, shadowy blur of another pigeon behind it creates an ominous atmosphere, as if you’ve just committed an unforgivable social transgression and are about to face the feathered tribunal.
@darkwaterphotos.bsky.socialSep 8, 2026, 12:53 PM

Just trying to see if anyone on the EdgeWalk wants to high-five at supersonic speeds. ✋💥

#CIASAirShow2026 #Snowbirds #OhMyDouglas #CNTower #TorontoLife #AirShow #AviationGeek #TorontoSkyline #FlyBy #PrecisionFlying #CanadaProud #SpeedDemons #ExtremePhotobomb

A red and white Snowbirds jet streaks past the observation deck of the CN Tower, leaving a dramatic trail of white smoke in its wake. The plane is perfectly leveled with the tower's famous bulbous mid-section, looking like a tiny toy flying dangerously close to a futuristic sci-fi fortress against a clear, hazy blue sky.
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@darkwaterphotos.bsky.socialSep 8, 2026, 5:35 AM

Just 9 friends playing a very intense game of "tag" around a 1,800-foot pole. Do not try this at home.💥✈️🗼

#OhMyDouglas #Snowbirds #CNTower #Toronto #AirShow #AviationHumor #ExtremeSports #SkyDancers

An impressive aerial shot of the Canadian Forces Snowbirds team in a 9-jet diamond formation flying vertically parallel to the upper spire of the CN Tower. The iconic red and white Tutor jets trail long, thick plumes of tan and white smoke that stretch horizontally across a clear sky.
@darkwaterphotos.bsky.socialSep 7, 2026, 2:18 PM

So there I was, minding my own business on a flower, when a guy with a magnificent white beard pulls up with a weaponized lampshade and starts blasting me with light." — The Bug, probably.

#WizardCore #BeardGains #AggressiveLighting #HypeMan #GoBigOrGoHome #CameraHumor #OhMyDouglas #Macro

A man with an epic wizard beard sits outside holding a massive carbon-fiber camera flash diffuser that looks suspiciously like a futuristic megaphone, or perhaps a very sleek villain's weapon. Next to him is a framed macro photo of a Big Digger Wasp.
@darkwaterphotos.bsky.socialSep 6, 2026, 11:22 PM

WANT !!!
Oi but it's spendy for what it is. (140-ish)
Canon EOS 7D & EFS 15-85 Lens Set 4Gb USB Flash Drive Toy BJD Doll Prop RARE

Canon Made a 1:2.6-Scale Replica DSLR with 2 USB Flash Drive Lenses - Limited Editions.
petapixel.com/2015/12/16/c...

There's only one on eBay.

#OhMyDouglas 😏🤙🍁

Canon EOS 7D & EFS 15-85 Lens Set 4Gb USB Flash Drive Toy BJD Doll Prop RARE MINI 7D DSLR Replica with USB drive.
@darkwaterphotos.bsky.socialSep 5, 2026, 1:31 PM

The Canon 430EX II, is just fine for macro use.

I intend very soon to eventually bump up to stronger Godox speedlites/AD200 type strobes for portrait use with larger softbox domes to butter my bread with.

#OhMyDouglas #Photography

@darkwaterphotos.bsky.socialSep 5, 2026, 1:01 PM

Macro kit & phone phablet for scale.

*Note: Spider is 5 mm in real life out in the back yard living around a morning glory entangled BBQ.

#KaiJuBug #ParkourBug #BrilliantJumpingSpider #OhMyDouglas #Photography #MacroPrints #Lustre #16x20 #Banana4Scale

Macro diffuser hood, camera & lens, BlackRapid strap, my phone ... For scale vs 16" x 20" print of a female brilliant jumping spider. One of 4. Layed out on a striped grey black, white, red, tartan bed spread.
@darkwaterphotos.bsky.socialSep 5, 2026, 12:27 PM

Would people buy prints like this of a 5 mm Brilliant Jumping Spider? I have no idea but I might explore the concept as I'm considering putting up a small web page for another project.

#JumpingSpiders #ParkourBug #OhMyDouglas