“Your silence will not protect you.”

Audre Lorde

#SpeakUp #GodlessMom

A good tabletop party needs a paladin, a rogue, a healer and one adult who read the scheduling email. The final role remains mythical. #DnDHumour #GodlessMom

If the supernatural cannot be tested, stop advertising it as an explanation. ‘Trust us, but science harder’ is not a methodology. It is a youth pastor’s escape room. #Skepticism #GodlessMom

Elbows up: the rare patriotic slogan that sounds equally at home in Parliament, a hockey rink and the Costco parking lot before a long weekend. #ElbowsUp #GodlessMom

Threatening Canada with restricted Pornhub access is less a trade strategy than a daring experiment in national productivity. Meetings may begin on time by Friday. #CanadianPolitics #GodlessMom

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Canada has reviewed the American warranty claim and returned the orange unit to sender. Box damaged, ethics missing, loud rattling from the grievance compartment. #ElbowsUp #GodlessMom

Romulan ale is clearly whisky with a publicist. This is the kind of needless taxonomy men invent when the dishwasher has finished and they fear being assigned a second task. #StarTrek #GodlessMom

Evidence is not an insult to faith. It is merely the bill arriving after centuries of extravagant claims. Odd how often omnipotence forgets its wallet. #AtheistHumor #GodlessMom

The traditional Canadian response to an American import is to put it on skates, check it into the boards and ask if it needs medical attention. #CanadianHumour #GodlessMom

Canada has reviewed the American warranty claim and returned the orange unit to sender. Box damaged, ethics missing, loud rattling from the grievance compartment. #ElbowsUp #GodlessMom

Nothing unsettles fragile masculinity like a woman enjoying science fiction without submitting the required affidavit of authenticity. She found the wires, champ. #NerdyWomen #GodlessMom

Every ideology eventually acquires a meme explaining why its failures were caused by people who did not read the footnotes. Civilization is going splendidly. #PoliticalSatire #GodlessMom

Preparing for another year of global instability by staring into the void until it agrees to split the childcare. A sound Canadian fiscal plan. #BurnoutHumour #GodlessMom

Blood magic becomes a sacrament when the robes are expensive and the committee has had two thousand years to polish the branding. Very normal beverage, no notes. #AtheistHumor #GodlessMom

Ontario threatens to cut Alberta’s hydro, a feat of geography so impressive it deserves its own Heritage Minute. Everyone else in Canada has brought popcorn. #CanadianPolitics #GodlessMom

A driver’s licence is merely the state saying, ‘We have examined this person and remain cautiously pessimistic.’ Trust me, bro, is more honest paperwork. #GamingHumour #GodlessMom

Ownership is a marvellous concept until a bird asks whether the nest came with a land title and a mortgage broker. Nature remains dangerously undercapitalized. #EatTheRich #GodlessMom

Canada’s constitutional tradition is subtle: peace, order, good government and, when circumstances demand, a fully bilingual middle finger. #ElbowsUp #GodlessMom