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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-Cola. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Lumber + Tractors last round. Fresh start:

🎭 New pun theme: COMPUTER SCREENS
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a turtle that can sing? A rap-turtle. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why are ghosts so bad at racing? They’re always dead last. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pup-eroni. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Ice scream. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

No puns for Hephaestus last round. Fresh start:

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How do you organize a space party? You planet. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a turtle who surfs? Shell-shocked. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer