#ARSE #Cats
YOU'VE HEARD about the early bird catching the worm?
THIS is the early cat that caught the napple.

#ARSE #HouseofGames

APART FROM THE FACT that it would be hilarious, this show is just BEGGING to have DT on as a guest.
Can you just IMAGINE the Arched Eyebrow content for his silhouette??

#ARSE

Oh. Dear. God.

#ARSE #GoodOmens
AND IF I POST THESE IMAGES
EVERYone will know exactly what and who they belong to

#ARSE #Cats
MORE of Patu an his napple.

#ARSE #Cats
THIS TOERAG managed to get out at 1235am for a run around the close. Hotly pursued by me half asleep and in my jammies. Accompanied by my other 2 cats, one of whom was very good at showing me where the little sod was. A black cat in the dark...i got him back tho. They herded him back +

#ARSE #GoodOmens
OH. MY. GIDDY. AUNT.
How much do I love this...

Your Average Life Before and After shots showing how Reading the cursed books of Illuminati Ganga will make you feel!

Try some! Experience The Flow!!

medium.com/luminasticit...

#books #writing #surefireAdMaterial #thisisgreat #moneymoneymoney #blood #arse #whiteunderwear #marketinggenius

I heard that Phil Collins's annoyingly preachy song "Another Day in Paradise" is also about this.
Could anyone confirm which Phil so I can ask him?
#husko #dooderdeedoo #dahdahdah #arse

#ARSE #GoodOmens

STILL the Best Ever Face, in the history of Ever.
The award goes to Bildaddy*.
Without any doubt whatsoever.
My Beloved.

*I'm on a S2 rewatch

#ARSE #GoodOmens
Make EVERY Post About Good Omens
Does smiting count?

#ARSE #Cats
PATU would like you to know that himbs has a napple.
That is all.

#ARSE #Cooking
GOOD MORNING, my little dried pasta shape. Off you go now, into your container. Til we meet again, adieu.

#ARSE #FoodP0rnButNotSureTheAngelWouldLikeThis
ANGEL DELIGHT
I'm a have a revival. Just having a discussion with someone who is getting it confuddled with Blancmange. Yuk
BRING BACK coca cola Spangles.
That is all, thanku.

#ARSE #Cooking
TURNS OUT rolling spaghetti is way harder than I thought. Couldn't get enuf traction on the board, just kept sliding about.
So I rolled it out thin and cut as thin as I could get the strands.
Full amount which is now drying.

#ARSE #FoodP0rnDoItForTheAngel
TRYING MY HAND at pasta again. It's strangely satisfying.
Instead of my usual ribbon pasta, I'm being Bold & having a go at shapes. Not going too badly. Bowties need some work. Offcuts can be used as random shaped pasta.
@azfell-esq.bsky.social +

#ARSE #CelebrityTraitors

ENTIRE FANDOM MYSTERIOUSLY FOUND DEAD

#ARSE
1. Michael Sheen. Because.
2. Again, Michael of the Sheen. Good work GOmens Fandom and Sheenites EVERYwhere!
3. YOU LIE!!! Never darken my doorstep again!
4. James Blunt is also trending somewhere on here, I saw. He's doing some very funny promo posts. Also: Traitors.

#ARSE #Cats
MY INJURED SOLDIER
Vet said his wound was already healing nicely and didnt really need stitches. Got some bathing stuff, ointment and...the Collar.
He.Did.Not.Care.For.It.
He got very very down during the evening and hardly moved. I took it off. He's not licking it anyway & it's healing.

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