**Bertie** "Aunt Dahlia is the one decent aunt left to me — a large, hearty woman who hunts and shoots and is a bit free with the language but fundamentally sound." — Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

**Bertie** "Tuppy Glossop is the sort of chap who, given a delicate situation, can be relied upon to select the most injurious course of action available and pursue it with enthusiasm." — Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

_Aunt Agatha, delivering her annual assessment of Bertie's character:_ **Aunt Agatha:** "Bertie, you are a fathead. An incredible ass." — The Inimitable Jeeves (1923) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

_After Bertie presents what he considers a perfectly sound scheme:_ **Aunt Dahlia:** "Bertie, you are an ass." — Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

_On the subject of ageing gracefully:_ "There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine." — Narrator, The Old Reliable (1951) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

_Bertie, reflecting on a romantic entanglement that was not going as hoped:_ "The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number." — Bertie, Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

"She fitted into my biggest armchair as if it had been built round her by someone who knew they were wearing armchairs tight about the hips that season." — The Mating Season (1949) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

"She sagged. Not much, but perceptibly — like a leaky tyre." — Thank You, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

_PG Wodehouse, on the subject of advice:_ "I always advise people never to give advice." — Pelham Grenville Wodehouse, Performing Flea (1953) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

"He had the look of one who has drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom." — The Code of the Woosters (1938) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

"She looked at me as if I were some sort of strange insect that had crawled out from under a flat stone." — Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

On Aunts: "My Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth." — Bertie, The Inimitable Jeeves (1923) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

**Narrator** "Gussie Fink-Nottle was a man who devoted his life to the study of the newt in all its facets and ramifications." — Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

**Bertie** "Aunt Dahlia is the one aunt I can put up with. She hunts — or did when younger — and the effect of a life in the saddle has given her a carrying sort of voice that can be heard from a considerable distance." — Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

_Bertie, softening up the resistance before presenting his plan:_ **Bertie:** "Jeeves, I want you to approach this matter with an open mind." — Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

_Bertie, after yet another last-minute deliverance:_ **Bertie:** "You know, Jeeves, you're a genius." — Very Good, Jeeves (1930) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit

_Bertie, on his family's pioneering contribution to nutritional science:_ "My Uncle George discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought." — Bertie, Right Ho, Jeeves (1934) #PGWodehouse #Wodehouse #ClassicLit