Me 5 minutes into any call to CVS: "CAN I PLEASE TALK TO A HUMAN?!!!"
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"Let that be a lesson to you." #XFilesLive

Love it
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Aww...Queequag mention. 🥹 #XFilesLive

I had a similar interaction with my neighbors earlier today because their kid kept crashing his drone into my living room window.

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Need a replacement?? #XFilesLive

You should never use your own birthday. She should have used Mulder's. You'd think she would know lol
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"Fly this out of my face, or you'll end up with nothing in your hand but a joystick." #XFilesLive

Pretty sure drones have just as much contempt for us as we have for them...uhhh...I mean, I thoroughly appreciate and respect our robot friends and this glorious new future.
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I see you over there poster! Nice touch!!!
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The code on Scully’s home security system is 0223, which is her birthday. Her password is “Queequeg” after Scully’s dog from season 3. #XFilesLive

RIP Queequeq.
Always in our hearts.
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Trending!!
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When do Sam and Dean show up to say it’s ghosts in the wi-fi again?

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The silence part is interesting and prescient, how all the automation leads us to stop talking without really realizing it...

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Always in our hearts, even if you're in the stomach of an alligator.
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Okay, but now I'm like thinking of a horror movie with a killer bug zapper!
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"Queequeg. The password is Queequeg. Q-U-E-E-Q-U-E-G." #XFilesLive

Listen, if your car door opens like the DeLorean, I will gladly go along on a hell ride with you
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...Okay, that's bad enough. 😳 #XFilesLive