Ha ha, you got saved by a girl. Mister trained killer. #SpaceApeCinema

NO you gotta take the whole head off, or you don’t get the Quickening!
#SpaceApeCinema

You're putting too much into your swing. You're going to get tired easy.

If I haven't made it clear, no one in this movie has any credibility. #SpaceApeCinema

Well, pretty sure that flight through a plate glass window did her in. #SpaceApeCinema

"Guess who?" and not following it up with a clever quip seems a waste. #spaceapecinema

That's twice now he's immediately blown his cover. How is Chad some master survivalist? #SpaceApeCinema

Yeah, of course the bad guy isn’t going to let this guy defeat his overpaid hunters. #SpaceApeCinema

Ticked.

Ticked.

I... I guess I admire your restraint in this situation. #SpaceApeCinema

Case dismissed. Court is adjourned. Whatever. #SpaceApeCinema

"He is the one."

The one what? I haven't been following your rationale for most of this movie. #SpaceApeCinema

So he managed to fool everyone into thinking he fell into quicksand and has been hiding out all this time. On an island that apparently has cameras and microphones all over it. There are flaws in this plot. #SpaceApeCinema

"We can't wait. He's got my fiance."
"YOU can't wait."
#spaceapecinema

Oh hey, he found Patrick Swayze…’s brother. #SpaceApeCinema

Close my eyes and I don't know if I could tell Patrick and Don Swayze apart by voice. #SpaceApeCinema

“What are you gonna do to him?”
“Well, we got him a job at the Washington Post.”
“Oh Jesus, just kill him then!”
#SpaceApeCinema

The only interesting character enters mysteriously and then leaves just as mysteriously. #SpaceApeCinema

“Cindy, I would stay with you and your blurry boobs, but I gotta save my friend…from something…” #SpaceApeCinema

I still forget sometimes YT is run by a bunch of god damn prudes now. Sorry for the lack of boobs. #SpaceApeCinema

"Your Mr. Chen is now Mr. Dead."

I'd just like to say our spotlight director did not write the script. Mike Norris is credited, however, for co-writing. #SpaceApeCinema

How is he better than the others exactly? You found him immediately and he missed you with the spear by at least seven feet. #SpaceApeCinema