#mitchmcconnell #politicalhumor

Mitch McConnell spotted today , going home .

Well, #MitchMcConnell seems to be alive in the same way a cabbage is alive. I guess.

In Washington DC, vegetables are back on the menu. #MitchMcConnell

Looking good, Senator #MitchMcConnell!

How many drugs and layers of makeup did it take for #MitchMcConnell to appear semi-functional as he was wheeled out looking like he had no idea what planet he was to cast a vote?

#mandatoryretirement
#TheBarIsInHell

#Politics #MitchMcConnell #StarWars 

"The Dream Is Over"
--Mitch McConnell

#mitchmcconnell #undeadMitchMcConnellQuotes #quotes #zombie #undead #dead #trump #republicans #braaaiinnnsss #rot #rotting

I talked to #MitchMcConnell for twenty minutes today and he said that #FrightNight2 is an underrated sequel and deserves to finally be released on Bluray.

So.. he's a lich.

How do we kill a lich again?
#MitchMcConnell

There are so many good people in the world going through health struggles......and yet, the one who gets a "miraculous healing" and has arisen from the dead, is ol' turkey gobble neck himself #mitchmcconnell #bodydouble #isthisforreal

Post 1/2: there is #MitchMcConnell , but his prolonged absence exposes a clear double standard in political media. If a prominent Democrat had disappeared from public view in the same way, #FoxNews would be flooding the screen with nonstop panic headlines... 🧵

A mixture of disappointment and disbelief.

#MitchMcConnell #USPol #USpolitics

#MitchMcconnell

Why would you want to prevent filming of a perfectly healthy and coherent man do an impression of Mason Verger from Hannibal?

#MitchMcConnell #USPol #USpolitics

I've seen Weekend at Bernie's I know how this goes. #MitchMcConnell

Yeah, Mitch looks great! 👍

#ProudBlue #MitchMcConnell