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Giles, are you sure about this?/Why wouldn't I be?/Well, aside from the fact that most magic shop owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer, have you ever run a store before? #BTVS

You are going to be in so much trouble when we get home!/Yeah, well, I'm telling Mom you slayed in front of me./Fine. I'll just tell her that you ran out of the house in the middle of the night, that you got Anya hurt, invited a vampire in, got kidnapped... #BTVS

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Anya😆😆😆 #BTVS

I'm not gonna make the same mistakes you did. I've been doing my homework, reading books and stuff./What, "Evil for Dummies?" #BTVS

We're gonna kill the Slayer./Singing my song now, are you? You should pay me royalties for that one, or at least get your own tune. #BTVS

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Drama is just Tuesday and Thursday afternoons. You can blow off training Tuesday and Thursday afternoons, can't you?/What happened to "people gotta respect a work ethic"?/Other people, not me. There's a whole "best friend loophole." #BTVS

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“Dawn is whiny!”

Most teenagers are. I’ll never get that hate for Dawn. #BTVS

You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey./Check. No more butt monkey. #BTVS

Where is he? Where's the creep that turned me into a spider-eating man-bitch?/He's gone./Damn it! #BTVS

You know, I really think the thrall has gone out of our relationship. #BTVS

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“You are strange and off-putting. Go now.”

I’m going to use that. #BTVS

What can you tell me about Dracula?/Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me £11, for one thing. #BTVS

OK, if I had to choose one aspect of Buffy I really disliked it was The RV Episodes. They were badly done, worse than filler they seemed to set back decent established narratives like a reset. #BtVS

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