YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE GOT ARRESTED, SHE THOUGHT SHE GROSSED ZERO DOLLARS IN THEATERS #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, SHE THOUGHT KFC WAS MINECRAFT #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, SHE MAKES LOGAN PAUL LOOK LIKE MARIO #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE WENT TO WORK AT WORLD WAR 2 GERMANY, SHE THOUGHT A SNOW GLOBE WAS HER BLOOD TYPE #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, SHE BROUGHT HER FRIEND TO BIKINI BOTTOM #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, WHEN SHE GOT CANCELLED FOR WHEN SHE GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE BROKE MY NECK, SHE ATE A COOKIE AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, WHEN SHE WENT TO FIGHT IN WORLD WAR 2, SHE THOUGHT HER TWITCH STREAM WAS HER PLAYSTATION #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE BROUGHT HER BLOOD TYPE TO AFRICA #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, WHEN SHE WENT ON A DATE WITH QUACKITY, SHE MET CHRISTIAN HANNAH IN REAL LIFE AND ATE A COOKIE #yomama

YO MAMA SO OLD, SHE THOUGHT HER TELEVISION WAS HER GAMING PC AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, WHEN SHE POURED SOME TEA, IT BECAME HER BREAST MILK #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE WENT TO NEW MEXICO, SHE THOUGHT SHE MADE LOVE TO DAVID DOBRIK #yomama

YO MAMA SO STUPID, SHE BROUGHT HER PLACENTA TO THE BORDER WALL #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, SHE BROUGHT JACKSFILMS TO GAMESTOP AND STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO RUSSIAN, WHEN SHE WENT TO SEE CATS 2019, SHE GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE STARVED #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, SHE BOUGHT TICKETS TO SUPER MARIO #yomama

YO MAMA SO SEXY, WHEN SHE WENT TO RECORD A PODCAST, SHE GOT CALLED OUT FOR WHEN SHE RAN FROM THE POLICE #yomama

YO MAMA SO SKINNY, SHE SAT NEXT TO LUCIDIN IN THIRD GRADE ON HER PLAYSTATION #yomama

YO MAMA SO HAIRY, SHE THOUGHT A MATTRESS WAS A SKATEBOARD #yomama

YO MAMA SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WENT TO THE MOVIES, SHE ATE A COOKIE #yomama