Hair GropenFürhrer
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.

Hair GropenFürhrer
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.
Flaccido Domingo
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't send me to a camp, please.
Donny Dorko
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
Il Douché
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: no investigating me please.
Velveeto Corleone
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
Mr. Miracle Ear
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not get carceral over comedy.
Cheetolini
bot by @davidaugust
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
Little Donnie Small Hands
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
The Ayatollah Complaini
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't make me go to gulag.
Ginger-Faced Snowflake
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
Orange Krampus
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
Donny McLiarface
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
Toddler in Chief
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
Carrot Caligula
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
Donald Duck-the-draft
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
Ku Klux Yam
bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
King Hungry the Eighth
bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
Mar-a-Lardass
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: rescind the warrant.
Blobby Jones
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
Mein Coif
bot by @davidaugust
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.