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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Chicken Out Lout

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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not have humor lead to homicide.

What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a bird’s favorite type of music? Tweet-hop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

This is discipline?

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Yellvis

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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.

What’s a banana’s favorite exercise? The splits. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish who knows karate? A chop-fish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer